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[spindash]

Look, if you make it to FOUR weddings, there's _probably_ an issue in the mirror

[vegancardigan]

The fact that there was 4 weddings, i would make this dad best man 4 times just to let him say: "what did i tell ya last time?"

[ronoc]

The groom: "I'm starting to think my best man is the problem in my marriages."

[drake]

I heard "third time's the charm" and I thought the bride was going to blow up

[KR-sidx]

I was best man at my best friend’s wedding. He divorced his wife and they’re back together. I’ve already warned him I’m doing this if/when they get remarried to each other.

[ApolloHypnosQueerestGods]

Every day is acceptable penguin sociability day if you don't bother with expectations hard enough

[wazzzam]

If the man couldn't keep 3 marriages maybe he should look in the mirror and if his wives kept dying then the police should look into him

[devinnall]

Let's all pay our respects to Halloween for being the only thing that stops Christmas from starting earlier and earlier every year

[Christopher_Gibbons]

That’s the magic of being an adult. You can dress like a penguin any time you want.

[BaneDFU]

I laughed so hard at the home from the 3rd wedding i missed the fact they're was 4 and i laughed even harder on the second watching

[azurebalmung]

"Cheers to Spencer, who thinks he is soup" is the best out-of-context quote I've heard in awhile

[wheresmysoul]

Halloween is also the only day where its socially acceptable to scare the poop out of people

[TheLugiaSong]

There is something very funny about a cat having a regular human name. Spenser thinks he is soup.

[sarajamieson]

My husband was the best man for his best friend 3 times. At the third wedding, he did start off with, “nice to see some of you again”. His buddy was laughing, but the new bride was a bit annoyed, lol. Friend is still married to the 3rd wife.

[Solscalr]

Its alway acceptable to go out in public dressed as a penguin. Dont let others tell you otherwise.

[grey]

I misheard "cheers to Spencer who thinks he is soup" as "cheese dispenser who thinks he is soup" and I had to go back because either I missed how the cats name is cheese dispenser or the chat threw up cheese somewhere I missed.

[cottoncandy]

I was so proud of my costume for Halloween, completely handmade Sammy Lawrence costume, that I wore it all day while I ran errands and no one batted an eye

[stealthbonus]

Those are the reasons I love Halloween. Though not just a penguin. Life needs variety✨️

[RandomRoad]

I have several pictures of my big dog in a small laundry basket.

[XxXsoapXxX]

no if you have three weddings and got a friend like that, its your fault if he makes a funny joke like that. you shoulda known at this point. also laugh, its fucking hilarious