Is Your Teenager Secretly A Libertarian? 9 Warning Signs To Look For

It's every parent's worst nightmare: your kid comes out as a libertarian. Don't worry -- we can help you nip it in the bud. Make sure to constantly check for these 9 warning signs.

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[TheBabylonBee]

Have you noticed any of these warning signs?

[colinwyatt-goodall]

My son, 5, yelled “we are not communists” at his sister, 7, when she told him to share his snack with her.

[sid]

If a dude texts my daughter with "taxation is theft" he immediately gets my blessing.

[brisbanekilarny]

I caught my son memorizing the constitution and the bill of rights. It was a dreadful day I will never forget.

[seymourwrasse]

My parents found out I was a Libertarian when we were arguring about them voting for Joe Obiden, it got so heated and loud, the cops were called, I was told to leave the cemetary

[ArloPignotti]

If you write “Extortion” on the “For: line of your checks to the IRS, you might be a Libertarian.

[Twotailedkit]

My son at 5 wanted to open a food truck, I asked him what kind he said a pie food truck . I asked why pie? He said no one sells pie so there would be no competition.

[carmd]

As a child, I was a libertarian trapped in a liberal's body. I was able to transition without the use of hormones or surgery, thank Ayn!

[cc]

If you spend 90% of your time telling other libertarians that they are not libertarians, then you might be a libertarian.

[isaachandsor]

I was shocked when I found out my child was running a lemonade stand without remitting tax and running payroll in cash.

[JaimeWarlock]

I caught my daughter reading Atlas Shrugged when she was seven, so I started taxing 90% of her earning that she got from doing her chores. Even explained that it was to help the poor. Now she refuses to work anymore. For some weird reason she also wrote "Galt's Gulch" on her bedroom door and won't allow any of our socialist friend's in there. Any suggestions?

[saoirse]

Wait! My son *WAS* thrown out of economics class. The Teacher was advising the kids to get Credit cards "To start building your credit"
at some point when asked "But wouldn't it be nice to buy what you want right away?"
He answered "I would rather make interest off idiots who buy on credit"
that's when the teacher threw him out. . . . .How I love my Boy ❤

[kender]

I was a closeted Libertarian as a child. I exhibited 8 of those symptoms. I had friends, though...sometimes lots of them. When I finally came out, everyone was supportive. They said they had always suspected, but loved me anyway. Several unsigned notes in different handwriting were slipped to me, saying their writers were secretly Libertarians, as well and thanking me for having the courage to come out. I wonder how many didn't even have the courage to write it down. How many of my friends didn't even have the courage to admit it to themselves?

[itsjustmechill.]

I thought my 9 year old was secretly watching libertarian videos one night. After realizing it was just x rated drag shows I was so relieved .

[jacktribble]

You catch a kid reading Sowell and you just know they are headed for a life of understanding and confidence. Without a sufficient level of fear and ignorance, they will be very difficult to subjugate.

[Chaos]

I don't know if she is a libertarian or not, but my 5 year old daughter walked in and said "The President is stupid, and needs to be in jail." I've raised a monster.

[upchurch]

When you realize a 2 party system is really just 1 party..., you might be a Libertarian.

[betina]

I took my teen daughter to a concert last night. This morning she asked me if the singer was a Democrat? I asked her Why? She said "Because he kept talking about how Traumatizing the last two years have been." Then she said "Republicans don't talk about trauma unless it is real trauma from abuse." LOL, she has been taught well. <3

[pumpkinheadghoul]

It's kind of sick that wanting our government to adhere to the United States Constitution, is somehow considered "radical." Our Forefathers would be absolutely appalled and sickened by what we've allowed our government to become.

[lndrover]

Got my son his own copy of Basic Economics when he was taking AP Econ in high school, because mine gets regular use. He followed the Brownell’s video on assembling your own AR, starting with nothing but a lower, then gave it a nice custom camo paint job. He cited Victor Davis Hanson as a primary source for a college paper on the Peloponnesian War. Taxation is theft was his response when he received his first paycheck. The daughter is not far behind. There IS hope for the future ✌️