No, I Eat More Garbage!

The standoff to show once and for all who is the bigger garbage person: Rekha or Ally.

CAST
Rekha Shankar
Ally Beardsley

CREW
Director - Ryan Martin
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Rj Velasco
DP - Cooper James
1st AC - Sarah Greenwald
2nd AC/DIT - Santiago Bahti
Gaffer - Saul Cervantes
Key Grip - Walter Rivera
Sound Mixer - Chris Bennet
Production Designer - Peter Macaluso
Hair & Makeup - Denise Valentine
Production Assistant - Kennya Rivera
Production Assistant - Esmeralda Pelayo
Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
Content Management Supervisor - Theodora Hart
Content Management Assistant - Caroline Langella
Editor - Ryan Anthony Martin
Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Mark Chernausek
Assistant Editor - Brittany Joyner
Assistant Editor - A.J. Bedard
Assistant Editor - Matt Decker

[ZrinNZ]

The whole "trashy" character could have honestly just been replaced by a slow zoom-out to Katy eating literal garbage on the ground.

[pimblokto]

When "sad girl" blogs compete over who's more self-destructive.

[hillelf]

The signs above the sink says "wash your goddamn dishes"...

[lefmankan]

This made me sad, now I want to eat trash....

[jimmytapper]

that ending was sooo new generation CollegeHumor lol

[DailyDoseMain]

Wait, are there actually neon green pop-tarts?

[eerereps]

They even upped their sound game! Loving the new CH!

[Silverwind]

"I'm a hot mess."
You're half right.

[noahbrown]

Should've ended with one of them being grossed out that the other one eats pineapple on pizza

[nbbear]

They cut the screenshot at the end where Grant is banging Trashy.

[Donteatacowman]

I thought they were gonna say "I eat like trash because I put no value on my basic worth as a human being and I don't trust myself to stick to any healthy habits that take effort or money because I never seem to improve myself no matter how hard I try" but I guess that would have been too real 😂😂😂

[retropolis_fae]

I really don't understand why people are taking this less-than 3 minute video so seriously... Like, if you don't think that this is funny, then that's fine, just don't be an asshole about it. If you do think that it's funny, then that's also fine, just don't be an asshole about it. It's not that complicated.

[Khepriem]

My parents watch FOX everyday, they take in more garbage than both of those lightweights put together.

[lucindaladybird]

*shudders* I had a friend just like that. Bragged about not being able to cook anything but Mac n cheese. Lived off energy drinks so she could do ballet.

[foxelexofiv]

Cannibals wins this game every time. Nothing gets more trashy than a human.

[angelic]

"I eat like trash and brag about it so I can sound more down-to-earth" -models during talk show interviews

[bilbosmile]

I can imagine how funny the recording session must have been XD

[bungkusi]

The quality of this college humor were surprisingly over 9000

[ruyman]

Honestly I was kinda expecting one of the guys to walk in, stare at the trash can, see the leftovers of some noodles or something, smell it and take a bite while later "sup, what are you two fighting over?"

[d_wang]

I brag about my crippling depression HAHahaa...