Hallmark Dating Show - SNL

A bachelorette (Scarlett Johansson) and some eligible bachelors (Beck Bennett, Alex Moffat, Kyle Mooney) participate in a dating show created by the algorithm that makes Hallmark holiday movies.


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[saras]

“Christmas is canceled and the killer goes free” the chaotic energy in this sketch is REAL

[savannahcotton]

"A single dry kiss".
The ending of every Hallmark movie.

[emilys.]

The true mystery of Christmas is how the girl in every hallmark movie manages to fit seven different coats into the one carry on we see her leave the airport with.

[HunterLivingston]

they forgot another contestant - single dad who's the ceo of a large company

[chrisclark]

What has 16 writers, 8 actors, and one plot? 693 Hallmark movies!

[kaylasheppard]

This was perfect, except her "dream" job needed to be either a bakery owner, a florist, or a bookshop owner

[ajm]

“I live in stock footage New York with the Twin Towers.”

[annieapple]

“He answers work calls which makes him the villain”

I can’t it’s too accurate-

[saintazepam]

The one black person in town is too accurate. "Leave me alone, I don't have a backstory"

[thCrypt]

I feel like we need to hear more about that killer going free

[UmmYeahOk]

I have never seen a single Hallmark Christmas movie, but for some reason, this sketch makes me feel like I’ve seen all of them.

[a.brunnermeier]

Lol I’m crying over how they referenced A Christmas Prince

[drmitofit]

Hallmark movie synopsis: a young female executive is trapped in a small town during the holidays, thrown together with a local single guy, as they save a local business from corporate takeover. They grow closer until a misunderstanding tears them apart 15 minutes from the end of the movie. But due to a hidden talent and a little ingenuity, they get back together. They kiss credits.

[joannakathleenn]

The true reason for Christmas is husband.

[Knightmessenger]

My mom watches a lot of these so when I showed this to her, she said "I remember the one with the snowglobe."
Apparently that happened in an actual hallmark movie.

[jayyyzeee]

"...for things that are actually good, like Christmas, and man."

[neghiethervil]

Most husbands worry about getting caught watching porn. I've caught my husband watching the Hallmark channel twice this month and it's been really awkward for the both of us.

[tahiriperera]

So she married the one black friend then?He said his name was Christmas lol

[ws]

Nailed it! 2 minutes in and you know every plot twist and exactly how it ends-- she leaves The Big City and the big job to marry the guy that owns the ( hardware store, tree farm or small diner)and live in the exquisitely decorated giant house he owns that he could never afford in real life!

[nikkid]

".... so you know, vague Europe?"