Did Poseidon invent horses?

#mythology #poseidon #hades #horse #chiron #greek #athena #percyjackson #comedy

[superstyle]

Poseidon: Well these horses are meant for mortals. So how good are my chances now.
Hades: Slim to none.
Poseidon: Figured as much.

[Ryan-tdbn]

I honest to God expected a seahorse joke

[SimplySean]

I never actually realized that lol. I assumed it was more like Poseidon gifting humanity the access to the divine creatures, but they don’t have their wings or anything and they are mortal so they are just normal horses. But I guess that mf trued to pass it off as his own invention, straight Thomas Edison style

[Treble]

Well I mean Athena claims she invented the chariot so I'm thinking it's just a competition to see who can steal the idea better.


Or I guess maybe those chariots pulled by horses didn't exist yet? And Chronos just did some time stuff to become a creature that didn't exist yet? I really got nothing.

[killianjenkins]

Didn’t Athena plant an olive tree and created olives to beat Poseidon

[FrankyGotTheBill]

Hades: Bro that's the form dad took when he conceived Chiron, remember?

Poseidon: Nah uh.

[darcidious]

Poseidon doesnt seem to be taking this competition seriously... He must be...

Horsing around

[lucasbranc]

I feel 'ya Poseidon, getting the coolest idea only to later realize someone had already thought it.

[PhoenixMerlyn]

Did he try to “nuh uh” his way out of this?

[fanficfreak]

He created Horses for mortals, but divine horses existed for a long time.

[dawnmana]

I would LOVE to aee a comedy series where Hades is the straight man in the mythology giving deadpan and sarcastic remarks about how ridiculous everyone else is.

[gilgameshthetreasurehunter]

Poseidon: Nuh uh


Hades: Fuck you mean, "nuh uh"

[antonmontemayor]

Poseidon: "Nuh uh."

Hades: "The fuck you mean 'nuh uh?!'"

[soedragons]

Hades: I also have one, I used it when Zeus told me to kidnap my wife, which, in hindsight, it was a bad idea.

[fireflyer]

I never thought about this before, especially with the Kronos thing. This raises so many questions about Poseidon and horses in Greek myths.

[tfgc]

I read this as “Did Poseidon invent Hades”

[простовиталя-уб]

Posidon: Ok, but what about pony?
Hades: It's the same thing, but smaller...
Posidon: Or add some lines...
Hades:..
Posidon: And call it zebra...

[insectostrich]

This was really funny. I don’t know why, but having it be Hades be the one to tell him straight makes it even funnier.

[LightingbladeShen]

Hades is the 'supportive but sarcastic brother' and I'm so happy he is!

[kibblenackle]

Poseidon: Nuh uh
Zeus: The fuck you mean ‘Nuh uh’