Emo Kids All Grown Up

Well technically, a third of his life is only over if he lives to be 90. Which, based on his paleo/vegan diet, means it's highly likely. But based on his penchant for writing poems about idiot libertarian girls who don't notice him while laying down in rush hour traffic, it means he probably doesn't have a chance. But if the rest of the drivers are really super-attentive, helloooo 90 years old! But if some of those drivers are "idiot libertarian girls," he's fucked.

[secondfilms]

Do you like this more than "The Painter"? Then give this comment a like!

[Vincanni]

Funny thing is most kids who were into Emo music before it was trendy are actually about 30 years old now. Someone at 5sf is a true blood hipster Emo fan and I couldn't be happier.

[pienoaji]

We're all just ex emo kids trying to make it in a post emo world

[Brodoof]

the fact that this takes place at a children's playground is brilliant

[NazarNovak]

Always suprise me with something new, gosh I love you guys

[Charliegames]

This reminds me so much of a group of people I go to school with.

[ai]

5sf fans would be the most reliable eyewitnesses ever. We always notice the little details.

[Lightstar]

That's a nice slice of life right there

[tommywiseau]

Damn it, Fantano, why do I love you so much?

[aborboao]

I had that same T-shirt. emos wish Burzum was emo... too much awesomeness for them.

[jusomagna]

I feel like this one could have been one of those with several shorts in one video

[NeglectedField]

Good trolling with the Burzum shirt *popcorn*

[Grimtass]

I liked the video when I saw it first, because, well... it is good. But then I read a couple comments and realized the Burzum T-shirt and had to click to like button again to unlike it. I didn't dislike it because the dialog was still good but it missed coherence. (Damn... isn't this a metaphor of "Ignorance is bliss"?). Anyways, thank the comments for not having another "thumbs up".

[Casper]

Depressing enough to get a deal broken by Dealbreaker Jones.

[ThePointMutation]

I need to see you in a 5secondfilms video now, now just in their comment section.

[ryanartward]

I waited ten years to share this on my 30th birthday.

[TikiShades]

Believe it or not, Burzum can be enjoyed by many groups of people. We aren't limited to a single genre of music based on preconceived social grouping. A lot of emos will listen to punk, metal, alternative, and even pop music; not just emo music.

[Fanchus]

Oh my God, that dude's wearing a Burzum shirt... hahahaha that's funny

[insu_na]

Damn you 5SF, I was about to go to bed when I thought to myself: Hm, lets look through the subbox and watch the first good video that is shorter than 10 minutes... Well, it was shorter than 10 minutes. :/

[TheTrueMerrio]

They´re not crawling on their knees anymore... they are real men now.