'Dark Secrets' on YouTube

In this video I talk about a weird trend on Youtube where literally anything that's ever been made gets exposed and scrutinized for hiding "dark secrets", which almost always turn out to be neither dark, nor secrets. It's clickbait at its finest, and the worst offender is a channel called 'The Things'. Yeah, that's really their name.

If you like watchmojo but wish they'd only made videos for 6-year olds and talked to you like they're always telling you to go to bed, then you'll LOVE The Things. Their videos set a new standard for laziness on YouTube, which is honestly quite the accomplishment. Enjoy.

I'm about to sell out of fridge magnets but i still have a few left:

learn my dark secrets:

If you're still reading this, comment what you think that dog's name is. I bet it's Barkz.

[kingkooki]

It turns out that every video after this one isn't made by Drew and they're made by the land lord

[sodaamachiine]

it’s been over a year, and i’m still wondering what the original paint art was

[lukaofdoom]

It's been over 2 years, and i'm still wondering what the original paint art was

[lastlife]

"The boys"
I cannot believe Good Luck Charlie takes place in the same universe as The Boys, that is a dark secret.

[krisdoesart]

Conspiracy theory: The paint art was totally neutral and fine but Drew wanted to censor it to create a "dark secret" out of something totally harmless

[arelimoreno]

The first one in rick and Morty is like when I show my mom a meme and she turns it into a lecture

[miiluvs]

I am sad to admit the circle in your thumbnail got me.

[raew.]

Theory: there was no picture under the blur. The blur was the picture.

[catboy_tylerr]

Are we even gonna talk about the fact that people make fanfictions about good luck charlie?

[leileilei]

the more i looked at the puppy the more it started to look like drew

[BVBYBLVNDVR]

The fact that his hand goes through the picture of the puppy bothers me

[lizziep.]

“I’m glade I don’t have a dad”
*releases fresh linen scented tear*

[misseli]

Ah yes, the dark hidden secret that was... the audience laughing and clapping in the background

[charleebyrd]

I just really really really really wanna know what was behind the puppy

[allou]

“This is like WatchMojo for kids”
So it’s just WatchMojo?

[InsideAMindInsideAMind]

Screw the circles. We need more red arrows!

[.gigawatts]

Okay Drew, I'll tell you a dark secret. When I was a small boy I stole a library book from a friend. I then started to worry that I would be caught so I disposed of the evidence. My friend had to pay for that library book he thought he lost. I have carried this secret with me for over twenty years, it has haunted me.

[taffodil]

Drew: **random subtitles** I’m being held hostage please help
Us: *WHaTs bEhiNd THe DoG?*

[theitch_]

"Hi, me with a jacket on"

"No I'm your landlord"

*Top 10 anime plot twists*

[Pengicitis]

is the joke that the paint artwork is a dark secret that you don't want us to know about? cause everyone wants to know now lol