How Mario became best friends with James Gandolfini

[FilthyGringo]

Bro serving up a whole plate of bullshitucini

[wesleybowles]

Joey Diaz would have a blast picking little dude apart 😂

[millermike]

This is the guy who personally advised Mussolini in 1942

[theboi]

quite possibly the greatest ventriloquist act i’ve ever seen.

[seismicrocket]

When you think this person is a kid, a man, a boy, a teenager, a woman, an old woman, a lesbian and an 87 year old transgender, you know shit is crazy.

[skinnyjoey]

Back and a fortin' back and a fortin'

[needlepark]

Dont make fun of this guy. Hes a capo in the oompa loompa crime family

[latrellkxng-gqtk]

i spent half the time of this short trying to figure out if this is a well dressed toddler or a 60 year old korean lady

[fettyguapo]

If Pinocchio and a piece of Parmesan had a baby.

[lcharlesesquire]

Ya know I was at a Wendy’s once speaking mandarin to my Chinese mother in law and Jackie Chan came up to me and asked if he could hangout with us to learn some mandarin for his movie rush hour. I said sure and after that we became lovers and had an affair for ten years and I’m not even gay

[carlw]

Bro paying and receiving child support at the same time

[matthewmarshall]

Bro how did this thing successfully pull off a toddler, mafia boss, and middle aged lesbian all at once

[potato_duud]

This guy actually created italy he is an elf

[elvinredzematovic]

That’s cool. I use to cut mozzarella in slices and feed them to Joe Pesci. I also wrote his lines for him in goodfellas

[shankeduu]

“SUREE SUREE” after all that killed me

[Wild_Native]

Mario just happens to know anyone who’s anyone Italian in Hollywood and he taught em how to be that way. He taught Sinatra how to sing ya know

[saltybrackishfresh]

Not even Quasimodo could’ve predicted this

[Magnificientfalcon]

This is like a character from a rick and morty episode but in real life

[AreMonty]

You either breaking balls, or busting chops, sometimes you bust balls, but breaking chops?😂

[JohnWestHam]

When an italian person farts next to you so you think youre italian