i hate myself

[achair]

When I walk into a room full of people, this song plays

[EVRLYNMedia]

when you do something slightly embarrassing in a public place that everyone will forget about in 2 seconds

[Theveszelboy]

When your memory is terrible but you can remember perfectly every embarrassing moment in your life:

[naughtymelon]

Me: *does literally anything

My social anxiety:

[OracIle]

Me after remembering something embarrassing I did 5 years ago:

[chloey]

This is what happens when I remember something embarrassing

[Streber]

Crush: "Nice weather!"
Me: "Thank you!"
My Mind:

[tacocat]

gonna send this to my therapist real quick

[elizaclouds]

My crush: hi
Me: good


Me 5 years later remembering that:

[TheDaisyBubble]

this is an accurate representation of my life

me trying to cover up the fact i hate myself with memes and jokes

[Myhsiryh]

When you’ve put off writing an essay for three weeks and it’s due tonight:

[abnormal_asian]

It would probably be funnier if I couldn't relate

[lesbiaint]

Friend: what song describes you the best?
Me:

[MarcyStevonshy]

This song describes my utter existence.

[rorysnow]

Me on my 5th birthday (17 years ago):
My friend: “Happy birthday Rory”
Me: “You too”

That’s my only memory of that day

[thegoldennuggetyt]

Lyrics:
I hate myself,
Oh, I hate myself,
I hate myself,
Oh, I hate myself.

[gachinx]

Misheard lyric: I hate my shelf
The shelf he's singing about: *crying thumbs up cat*

[RocketShipRansacker]

I dont really like the dude named myself either.

[Gamer-wuty]

**Sets as ringtone**
**Gets phone call in class**

[Rose-vbwk]

"please stand for the national anthem"