They’ve Wrecked Star Wars…Again!

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[thechuckjosechannel.]

South park got vindicated again by Disney.

[BigMan.]

Disney have stated that even in a galaxy far, far, far away. Black kids still don't have fathers.

[chance_ondriezek]

Apparently Disney saw the South Park episode and thought it was an instruction video and not a parody

[charleseldridge]

South Park was way too easy on Kennedy.

[davidvavra]

Lesbian Space Witches
Why does it always have to be Lesbian Space Witches?

[IronDragon-]

This is why Gatekeeping is necessary. Otherwise, your favorite franchises are destroyed by malicious outside forces who hate you.

[Sakanero]

The typical approach of just saying, “Nuh uh. This one woman did it first and totally did it better.”

It’s just pathetic at this point.

[michaelgreen]

A celebration of LGBTQ+, feminism and witchcraft. Disney investors should run!

[guyverjay]

Not just female but a female of colour 😏

[ShinoHanamisa]

The Force>The Thread>The Message>The Garbage.

[vsuperspecial]

and everybody thought that midi-chlorians were bad AND stupid...

[Lark]

I saw someone write that this is equivalent to a girl going into a boy's fort that she perceives as "no girls allowed" and trashing the place because she feels left out.

[PeterDivine]

The horse is dead. Who is even left to get upset at this point?

[Snillomator]

"Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? "

"No?"

"I thought not. It's not a story Disney would tell you. It's a Lucasfilm legend."

"Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life."

"Wh– What happened to him?"

"He became so well known in the lore, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his canon. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately he didn't know about some lesbian space witches who already knew and accomplished everything he did hundreds of years before. Then Disney killed him in his sleep. It's ironic. He could save others from being retconned, but not himself."


"Is it possible to learn this canon?"

"Not from Disney."

[timewarriorsaga]

Ruined Star Wars again, you don't say. Must be a day that ends in a Y. They have been wrecking Star Wars for almost a decade.

[nothanks]

So the show is basically a lesbian 'we don't need no men' fantasy.

[cognitivedissidents]

A future IP holder would have to de-canonize the entire Disney period, like re-booting a computer from a safe restore point.

[arthursido]

People like the showrunners cannot create anything of their own so they are reduced to destroying what others have made.

[linedwell]

I miss the 80s.

I know, I'm old.. and I know the 80s were hardly perfect, but compared to now? I'd go back in a heartbeat..

[edkk]

You can't kill something that's already dead