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[ebglua]

“Honestly the imperial system is superior”
95% of the world: imma end this man’s whole career

[Yzあ]

"Are you American"

Me an Asian kid: let's find out.

[l]

The most American part is him saying everything is superior💀

[Chessclears]

"It's one of the greatest delicacys we have to offer." 💀

[Maritime_Memories]

"The imperial system is superior"
The imperal system: there was a pothole on a road the size of 4 washing machines

[tree-tm]

It’s so weird making direct eye contact when your vulnerable and exposed 💀

[chugunniy_povelitel]

Him: "thats the right way of writing dates"
Literally any other country: "bro what"

[jaehaerys]

Sam, the only person that can offend 95% of the entire world in the first 5 seconds

[stormflavored]

"the imperial system is superior"
The entire rest of the world: are you sure about that?

[Furukan]

"months, days, years"
Me: *I've heard enough.*

[aruuuuun]

“Oh yeah the imperial system is superior because it’s less confusing”

The metric system where everything is in even: >:O

EDIT: This was just a joke I didn’t expect to start a whole war over measurement systems

[AAFBNC]

“WHAT THE FUCK IS A
*gunshots* *eagle soars overhead*

[BarakatObama]

"It is pretty superior."
Congratulations, your opinion is no longer valid.

[itzwizory]

Sam, you're making it REAL difficult not to commit crimes right now.

[VulpyTheOriginalFr]

"imperial sistem is superior"
The whole comments section:

[stardust]

I went from "wow free refils would be amazing" to "WTF"

[urtctftv]

"Imperial system is pretty superior"
"I hate all tax"
"It should always be month, day, year"

My brain hurts.

[nothinghere]

It’s Day/Month/Year for me, it just feels and looks right.

[fredrikhogkvist]

"It should always be m/d/y"
Tell that to the 4th of july

[BatuhanDere]

"the only way to write dates"

You have 30 seconds to live