If Asians Said The Stuff White People Say

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"No, where are you really from?"

starring:
Jenny Yang

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special thanks to:
Jeff Yang

music:

Home On The Range
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"Where are you from?"
"Earth."

There's no comeback to that.

DangerousFacts

"Do you speak Asian?"

*TRIGGERED*

raisinrai

“Two forks? I bet they would look really good in my hair”
Ariel approved.

iamcat

I was born and raised in Japan. Let me fix that title for you. "Asians DO say the stuff white people say". They just say it in a different language.

gordonbgraham

"Do you speak Chinese?"
"No.."
"Do you speak Asian?"
"...."

maddienhitran

Person : „Your asian, aren‘t you?“
Me : „Yes, i am asian.“
Person : „Say one sentence in asian!“
Me : *death stare*

louchan

Someone: “Omg I LOVE Asian food!”
Me: “I know right?! We make the best food!”
Them: “No! I said ASIAN! You’re Indian!”
Me” 😐🤡

laurendreamglass

When I was in elementary school, my brother and I were the only non-whites in the entire school. I remember one of my friends would make her eyes go small, but I never really got offended by that. I just laughed at her, telling her she looked ridiculous doing that. Another time, when I was in fourth grade, a boy in my class asked me why my face was flat. He had asked if it was because I ran into a wall or something. I can't remember what my exact response was, but I think I said something along the lines of, "Yes. I was running and someone forgot to hold the door open for me. So I ended up running into the door and now my face is flat like a pancake..."
And it's weird, because years later, in high school, I was talking to one of my classmates while walking down the hallway and as soon as the bell rang, one of the classroom doors swung open and slammed right into me. The boy that opened it felt so horrible, but me and my classmate were just laughing our heads off.
Another time, when I was out of high school, I haven't ridden a bike for so many years. My mom tried to have me ride her bike, which was way too high for me. I couldn't touch the ground. And when I tried taking her advice on what to do, the bike tipped over and I face planted on cement. My entire face got messed up and some skin had peeled off and I was bleeding everywhere. My mom was freaking out and I kept trying to reassure her I was just fine. She was like, "No you're not!"

xHOTxCHOCOxFUDGEx

When somebody says Asia most of the time they just think about Korea, China, and Japan.
But there’s other places…

meeha

Person - Kon'nichiwa
Me - ...I'm not Japenese
Person - Aren't you asian
Me - yes
Person - *totally confused*

bella-febx

years in the future:

Alien: Are you human?
Human: yeah
Alien: Can you speak human
Human: **Death stare**

tomatobread

Me: I'm 50% Asian, 50% White, and 100% American
My friend: So you're half Asian half American?
Me: -_- American ≠ White

katelyn

Person: Hey what are you?
Me: Oh I'm Vietnamese.
Person: I thought you were Asian!!
Me: *rolls eyes*

christy

I think being able to laugh about our differences is a good thing when it's not done in hate. It also takes the sting out of it when somebody really does come from a place of hate. As a white person i thought some of it was pretty funny. Some of the comments here are gold. Good stuff and much love. Keep the white people jokes coming.

Morbidlynx