Okay so… did it work? #goodboyv #asmr #mommy #good #boy

[GhostOfTheUchiha-kn]

For the last DAMN TIME, i dont give a SHIT on whoever the IRS sends, im NOT and NEVER paying my FREAKING TAXES!!!

[GbayIsCyclone]

1. Im not shy
2 i dont have mommy issues
3. Im not a gamer boy
4. I folded

[Unicronthedestroyer]

Props to the guy who gave a whole 10 paragraph essay on the M1 Garand

[Lilgoober-ms]

The M1 Garand or M1 rifle[nb 1] is a semi-automatic rifle that was the service rifle of the U.S. Army during World War II and the Korean War.

The rifle is chambered for the .30-06 Springfield cartridge and is named after its Canadian-American designer, John Garand. It was the first standard-issue autoloading rifle for the United States.[14] By most accounts, the M1 rifle performed well. General George S. Patton called it "the greatest battle implement ever devised".[15][16] The M1 replaced the (bolt-action) M1903 Springfield as the U.S. service rifle in 1936, [17] and was itself replaced by the (selective-fire) M14 rifle on 26 March 1958.[18]

Pronunciation
Sources differ on the pronunciation of the M1 Garand. Some, such as General Julian Hatcher's The Book of the Garand (1948), give /ˈɡærənd/ GARR-ənd, identical to the pronunciation of John Garand's surname.[19] However, a 1952 issue of Armed Forces Talk, a periodical published by the U.S. Department of Defense, gives the pronunciation as /ɡəˈrænd/ gə-RAND, saying "popular usage has placed the accent on the second syllable, so that the rifle has become the 'guh-RAND'".[20] American Rifleman magazine, while acknowledging /ɡəˈrænd/ gə-RAND as the pronunciation favored by U.S. servicemen, deemed either pronunciation valid.[21]

History

M1 Garand with en bloc clips

M1 Garand displayed with en bloc clip at U.S. Army Museum of Hawaii
Development
French Canadian-born Garand[22] went to work at the United States Army's Springfield Armory and began working on a .30 caliber primer actuated blowback Model 1919 prototype. In 1924, twenty-four rifles, identified as "M1922s", were built at Springfield. At Fort Benning during 1925, they were tested against models by Berthier, Hatcher-Bang, Thompson, and Pedersen, the latter two being delayed blowback types.[23] This led to a further trial of an improved "M1924" Garand against the Thompson, ultimately producing an inconclusive report.[23] As a result, the Ordnance Board ordered a .30-06 Garand variant. In March 1927, the cavalry board reported trials among the Thompson, Garand, and '03 Springfield had not led to a clear winner. This led to a gas-operated .276 (7 mm) model (patented by Garand on 12 April 1930).[23]

[Invenitiliti]

its either a skinwalker or the irs getting me to pay my taxes. cant fall for it

[AsherRay-up]

"I doubt that-"
I folded harder than a fucking lawn chair.

[thejarjardki-kefn]

Kk

The AK-47: A Symbol of Revolution and Conflict
The AK-47, a weapon of undeniable power and influence, has etched its mark on the annals of history. Designed by Mikhail Kalashnikov in 1947, this assault rifle has become synonymous with revolution, conflict, and the struggle for power. Its simple design, robust construction, and devastating firepower have made it one of the most widely used firearms in the world.
The AK-47's enduring legacy is rooted in its ability to thrive in the harshest conditions. Its gas-operated mechanism, coupled with a long-stroke piston, ensures reliable operation even in the face of dirt, dust, and extreme temperatures. This reliability has made it a favorite among insurgents, revolutionaries, and soldiers alike, as it can be counted on to function in the most chaotic of battlefields.
However, the AK-47's ubiquity has also made it a symbol of violence and instability. Its presence in the hands of countless armed groups has fueled conflicts across the globe, contributing to countless deaths and displacement. The weapon's ability to easily change hands in the black market has further exacerbated its impact, making it a tool of choice for criminals and terrorists.
Despite its controversial reputation, the AK-47 remains a fascinating subject of study. Its impact on warfare, politics, and society cannot be overstated. It is a testament to human ingenuity and a stark reminder of the destructive power of weapons. The AK-47's legacy is a complex one, a blend of innovation and tragedy, that continues to shape the world we live in.

[AcousticCreature-n]

BRO THE IRS ALMOST GOT ME BUT IM NEVER PAYING THEM TAXES

[JJones]

Somebody call the Wendigo he can finally fight a skinwalker

[gxd_archie]

Put the fries in the bag bruh…the only thing you folded was my order😭🙏

[radiohead_is_cracked]

'But I crumble completely when you cry'
-Alex Turner 2006

[OkayasuMemes]

When Britain first, at heaven's command,
Arose from out the azure main,
Arose arose from out the azure main,
This was the charter, the charter of the land,
And Guardian Angels sang this strain:
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never will be slaves.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never will be slaves.
Still more majestic shalt thou rise,
More dreadful from each foreign stroke,
More dreadful, dreadful from each foreign stroke,
As the loud blast that tears the skies
Serves but to root thy native oak.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never will be slaves.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never will be slaves.
Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame;
All their attempts to bend thee down
All their, all their attempts to bend thee down
Will but arouse, arouse thy generous flame,
But work their woe and thy renown.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never will be slaves.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never will be slaves.
The Muses, with freedom found,
Shall to thy happy coasts repair.
Shall to thy happy, happy coasts repair.
Blest isle! with matchless,
with matchless beauty crowned,
And manly hearts to guard the fair.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never will be slaves.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never will be slaves.

[Syapster]

Anyways, here is a recipe for brownies:

2 eggs + water – Michelle uses a bit of water with the eggs to achieve the moist, gooey texture of boxed mix brownies without any commercial emulsifiers. And because this recipe doesn’t contain any baking powder, eggs are essential for helping the brownies puff up in the oven.

Powdered sugar – The trick to making homemade brownies that are just like ones from a box! Powdered sugar contains cornstarch, which helps thicken the batter without the chemical additives you’d find in a mix.
Unsweetened cocoa powder – Michelle recommends using Hershey’s Special Dark Dutch-processed cocoa powder (I used Whole Foods’ 365 Cocoa Powder). Make sure to sift it if it’s lumpy!

Oil – While many recipes for brownies use unsalted butter, Michelle’s calls for canola oil, just like the boxed mix. I use olive oil because it’s what I keep on hand, and I love the rich flavor.

Vanilla Extract – 1/2 teaspoon vanilla really amps up the chocolate flavor.

That’s it! These fantastic homemade brownies are so easy.

[Anti_heresy_spray]

😣noooo! Stop it! You’re gonna make me blush!

[Dogempire-]

Why was "mommy asmr" in my recommended search

[ANTI_FURRY-I]

I LOVE MY MOM I LOVE MY MOM!!! SHE IS THE BEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD I EVER HAD SHE SACRFICED HERSELF TO LET ME LIVE SHE FED ME SHE EVEN GAVE "MILK" 😠

[HelloBilal_]

I want to be your Good boy Mommy. It feels so good when you say it

[SuperCatLoverKid]

whats that sound? oh i know what it is, thats the sound of me getting folded like a lawn chair.

[FendleyFamily]

I'm a brave extrovert that can talk to all the girls because they think I'm gay but I plead that I'm not💪😎

[-EDTZ]

You still not making me pay my GODAM TAXES