How Old Is The Water You Drink?

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[_SapphiresYourLove_]

Micheal is slowly getting addicted to expired drinks.

[wakeup]

Optimist: the glass is 50% full
Pessimist: the glass is 50% empty
Michael: the glass is 50% pre-historic

[spyynz]

he had to spit it out so he didn’t damage his internal electronics

[Goofiest_Ball]

"Your honor she was 70% older than the sun"

[prowers]

Michael keeps posting shorts that answer all the questions I had as a child.
He's a hero.

[SeraphimKnight]

I only drink vintage water... nothing younger than the re-ionization of the universe.

[Jooyeons-strawberry-cake]

I couldn't have lived without knowing that I'm probably drinking dinosaur piss, thank you Vsauce.

[HeavyInstinct]

We are literally drinking the same water that the dinosaurs drank.

[alfredhernandez]

"How would you like your water?"

*"Prehistoric."*

[Azurious]

Rare video footage of Vsause using his beard like a sponge to store water for later

[beefwellington]

Fun fact, those expiration dates are for the bottles since they deteriorate over time

[I_have-depression]

Vsauce is the only person that can get a job as overthinker

[EpicUwU_]

Thank god the water lasted this long
We're alive just in time for it to expire

[mnop]

imagine living for longer than the sun has only to end up as dasani water

[Ionic]

I miss your long videos so damn much man.

[woopygoman]

"Running water never goes stale, so you gotta just keep on flowing" -Bruce Lee

[justaguywhokilldiavoloforf]

Michael: Mmmh... There's nothing like a fresh glass of water
Machel's beard: same mate

[dnistyler]

Another day, another existential crisis

[oldpcgames]

وجعلنا من الماء كل شئ حي mentioned in quran

[Kng_SqudZ]

Vsauce is really going off with these yt shorts never seen him post this frequent before