When you send your husband to the grocery store

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[PaulV.]

A wife sends her husband who is a software developer to a grocery store and gives him a note: "We need a pack of sausages and if they have fresh eggs, buy a dozen". The husband returns in an hour without the eggs but with a whole bag of sausages. Wife asks him angerly: "Why did you bring a dozen packs of sausages?!" He scratches his head and replies in confusion: "But they had fresh eggs in the store..."

[drazenstan]

"No, I don't believe it".. the way she delivered it 😂😂❤

[DeletedTaters]

"carried it in one trip"

*Satisfaction intensifies*

[robwebster]

I like honey, but im not Winnie the Pooh had me on the floor 😂

[rhavioli]

As a retail manager who often deals with men sent by their wives/girlfriends who is ignored by said men that think their wives know the store better than I do, I often contemplate this exact situation and this definitely gave me a good chuckle. Cheers

[pofdsjoijsodfjsoidf]

As a man, I have no idea what body butter is or why women think they need to apply random stuff to their skin other than one soap.

[duker]

Mikaela "sick" still looks better than 98% of humans.. totally unbelievable... 😂

[Sasuke-dvgl]

As a child of a marriage where in 21 years I haven't seen my mother going out for groceries ONCE, this is completely switched for me and very funny.

[viktorfunk]

My wife sent me to buy "sanitary pads" once. Turns out there's like a hundred different kinds!

[alexforce]

"Bro you did what?!" - my reaction to " I ran out of body wash so I used your champoo" - I legit forgot its a comedy skit for a second lol.

[michaelclemons]

"I'm not Winnie the Pooh."
True... but you're Jack's Pooh-Bear. 🤭🤭🤭

[ThePersonMan]

"Guys are like computers, you have to be specific." - Sun Zoo

[nEoization]

Their acting is getting better video after video. In defence of the husband, he was quite logical 😅

[ZacharyGreenberg]

Buying Dunkaroos while grocery shopping after years of withdrawal they forced us through is an understandable move.

[NSDCTwitch]

My wife makes fun of me because I am a hairy man... I use Head and Shoulders 2 in one as body wash and shampoo... Work smarter, not harder fellas!

[DeadBeastPriest]

Salted butter? Best Xmas present ever ❤😂

[TeaBurn]

Look on the bright side...you can mix that honey into your hot water as a tea substitute.

[Adurnis]

This is like one of the old sitcom plots that online jerks point out could be solved with cell phones 😂

[youngsandwich]

I’ve had that exact same tea conversation. Grocery stores do run out of tea, but I’m never believed.

[chayesr]

You guys are a hoot!! So funny this made my day!!