Who wakes up Obama?

[scottvaughn]

I forgot what coherent, sane sentences sounded like.

[billtree]

"so for example"
*Don't talk about aliens
*Don't talk about aliens
*Don't talk about aliens
"... The typhoon in Japan"

[maxprivate]

3am calls about extended warranties also.

[markconrad]

Such a smart and articulate man.and he never caused worldwide disgust and never stole top secrets. Thank you president Obama.

[jthrilla]

He paused like hmm wats not classified

[marwansakr]

He was skipping all the [REDACTED] in his head

[chadmiller]

Remember what it was like to have a president that could speak in full sentences.

[VIPChildcare]

He was so deserving of that position, articulate, discerning, sharp all around 😊💙💙💙💙💙

[OutSkirtz]

That man aged 40 years while being president. He definitely did not sleep.

[snadmh]

What's your job ?
- I wake up the president .

[johnwickbitch]

He paused like “shit was that classified?”😂

[theloniouscoltrane]

The most articulate US President at the turn of the century. ❤

[sirspeedy]

"Mr. President, we're calling to ask about your car's extended warranty"

[albert]

It looked like that Japan example he gave was at least number 20 on his list of examples of being woken up in the middle of the night.

“Well shit, that’s classified too…”

[doctormccarty]

What an exceptional statesman, commander and chief & also a gentleman! Hail to the Chief! Thank You Mr. President, Sir! =)

[SuperLiar]

Imagine he ignores the call and says five more minutes 😭

[lindaklein]

Such a good man & wonderful President. Miss him alot !!

[familycorraleslucuy]

Always so humble and so respectful our dear president Obama 😊

[MrLee-cypw]

"We sent our experts and our military"
*Then we sent them a bill*

[lynettewilson]

Such a cool guy and wonderful former commander and chief