Dr. Bright! No Fake Family Horror Stories!

Largely due to the fact that he is begrudgingly stuck being immortal, Dr. Bright is known to be a jokester from time to time at the SCP Foundation.
There is a list of things Dr Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation.
This video explains one of those things.

#shorts

[BleachFan]

Knowing his family history, I’m surprised he doesn’t do this more often

[meganhash]

My therapist: evil TJ isn't real he can't hurt you
Evil TJ:

[hanro]

"Huh....they're not fake..."
Doctor Bright, probably...

[madhattergodess]

The therapists at the foundation must make millions.

[johnturner]

Dr. Bright is also not allowed to tell new recruits factual horror stories about his family.

[ZoanBlade]

"Brother, I'm happy that you're getting more comfortable talking about your past trauma. It's good to talk about that with someone you trust, but I don't think talking about it with anyone and everyone is a good idea. Your coworkers (barring Clef, Cimmeran, Kondraki, members of the Lucky Bunch, and yes, even Dr. Light) will not take you seriously. It's not fair, I know it is. What happened to you..what happened to us *happened, * it's not right that we have stay quiet about it because your reputation. I'm sorry brother, for not being there, not helping with TJ, for a lot of things." *- From the desk of O5-6, "The Cowboy"*

[tlepageart]

“Let me press my daddy issues onto you, but with some ✨ spice ✨”
- Dr. Jack Bright (probably)

[Yugioash]

Not to mention Dr. Bright can't tell people real Bright Family horror stories.

[CasualGontasimp]

I feel there’s going to be a point where Dr Bright is forbidden to do so much to the point were all he can do is stand there awkwardly in the foundation halls, hoping someone notices him.

[Eltrio]

"All I did was describe what we did last Christmas." -Dr. Bright

[joewilenzik]

Bright:…what do they mean by “made-up”?

[samwill]

Shouldn't every member of foundation staff be getting counselling as standard?
Yknow, considering the...EVERYTHING

[redd]

Bright: Well, technically you said that I can't tell "fake" family horror stories. So...

Clef: DON'T YOU F*CKING DARE!!!

[egotisticalghost]

Dr. Bright is not allowed to start a cult of himself. 343 did not appreciate the mocking of his son.

[TheApexHunter-zb]

At this point, the list is starting to become the new Geneva convention

[someguycalledaella]

" And keep Bright away from the creepypastas. "

[venezuelaguy]

Next video:another thing doctor bright is not allowed to do
EXIST!

[cheeseburgerWchips]

You should make a playlist of "another thing dr bright is not allowed to do in the foundation"

[thewaterlitten]

"No fictional family horror stories"

....

"No FACTUAL horror stories either!"

[AutismfamilyJC]

thin they should just let them suffer for the councilor’s price risings