Dr Bright! No Reenacting Pulp Fiction!

Largely due to the fact that he is begrudgingly stuck being immortal, Dr. Bright is known to be a jokester from time to time at the SCP Foundation.
There is a list of things Dr Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation.
This video explains one of those things.

#shorts

[BackroomsDatabase]

At least he didn't demand to put a *dead body* in someone's apartment after killing Marvin...

[johngallagher]

I have another one:
“Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Reenact Friday Night Funkin Battles.”

[formeowdehyde]

"Dr. Bright is never EVER allowed to play online games in facility anymore. "

[hazyset]

Remember, anything on this list means Bright has done it at some time before

[gustavoabate]

Bright: Bring out the old man.
Cleff: But, he's contained.
(A couple D-class who have seen that scene): mphh....mhphphmm...

[gamerodinodin]

Doctor bright is one of the most valuable researchers but is not allowed to play any movie scenes in real life lol

[RetaliationStudios]

Okay, somebody get Dr. Bright into solitary confinement before he does something crazy... AGAIN.

[madhattergodess]

Dr. Bright is only allowed to watch movies rated G.

[ThrillSeeker]

Dear Lord, don't let him get any ideas from Chainsaw Man or Helluva Boss

[wayspookyu]

I want to introduce Dr. Bright to Friday Night Funkin' just to see what would happen.

[fireblade]

At this point Dr bright will lose the Privilege to exist edit:or at least revoke his pizza privileges when it is pizza day

[wyatttippett]

It may be easier to list the things Dr.Bright is allowed to do

[itinerantmercenary]

Dr Bright is a lovely interpretation of Captain Jack Sparrow. I mean, just imagine the possibilities!

[Tmitric]

Poor bright, he's got like 1000 hrs before he's forced for all eternity to be alone in darkness

[harrysachz]

Dr. Bright is allowed to reenact anything from ... adult material ... with SCP-953. 😏

[WoziduranJahemter]

Dr. Bright should invent more with proper regulations, else his energy will go for a satire reborn.

[J-Dog]

Can we just ban Dr. Bright from just existing? Save everyone a world of headaches.

[finlay]

I love that last scene would be the narrator of SCP explained Overdosing on premo heroin. Not supporting drug use, but for some reason that thought is hilarious

[anthonyluclarocque]

Why does the 05 cancel always have to be a wet blanket to Dr Bright's fun? Lol

[ventexovakon]

Dr: Bright: It ain't the coffee...it's the dead-
*SCP 682 HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT"