Skyrim Is Broken

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Skyrim is my favorite game by far

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[poweredbysarcasm]

"I've been expecting you", they say as they casually fall off a cliff

[SuperSchnitzel]

"Stay safe out there, traveler." *while an elder dragon casually slaughters the village in the background*

[SunBunz]

_(crashes into wall…stands back up, faces character)_
“NEED SOMETHING?”

[breakfaith]

"you and me, we're the only ones who arent complete fools around here" - a guy who climbed into bed with a lit torch

[josefarias]

"Never should've come here"
*crouches down*
"Must've been the wind"

[nickolihatcher]

One time I was walking through the field, minding my own business when a mammoth fell out of the sky and killed me.

[midnight]

My absolute FAVOURITE is when the lady is swimming in mid-air past you, she stops, looks at you and says “The gods know what you’ve done” and then proceeds to keep swimming through the air.
Fkn hilarious.

[firstpersonsnooter]

“Go ahead, test your arm. I can take a few swin- BY YSMIR YOU WON’T LEAVE HERE ALIVE!”

[BlueBeluga]

“I’ve been looking for you! Got something I’m supposed NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE!”

[Hieraldrich]

*Breaks neck and spine to look at you*

"Need something?"

*Walks into wall*

"Until next time"

[DotKom]

I love it when I'm just barely clinging onto survival while I push through a dungeon and then the courier pulls up like its nothing

[CrayonEater]

"Your money, or your life."
*refuses to surrender*
"Have it your way, then." *shoots into the stratosphere*

[harleygunn]

Dragonborn: becomes hidden
Bandit with an arrow literally sticking out his face: must have been my imagination

[miabytex]

"I've been expecting you"... 3 seconds later : "Mhh? Need something?" 😅

[MrJacobThorne]

I recently sat watching a potato rotating in a basket for a good couple of minutes. I was waiting to see if it jumped out, but it just kept spinning. 😂

[PinkKitten]

“Here I’ve got something for you. Your hands only…” *gets attacked by vampires invading the city*

[Castornator]

"Must have been the wind" -said an npc shot with an arrow

[jackcross]

*puts bucket on npc’s head, becomes 100% ninja mode*

[kumo]

"Let me guess, someone stole you sweet roll?"

[mackinleymobley]

I was around 15. Rocksmith, MW3, and Skyrim were launching around same time. My dad drove me to gamestop to pick up all 3 preorders. I was waiting in line with a handful of trade ins and a fat wad of cash to pickup the celebration of what was going to be an AMAZING year. The store was extremely busy and as we are casually waiting in line, I hear my dad say over my shoulder,

"Woah. You should get this."

"What is it, dad?"

"Idk. It's called Skyrim? It says they have infinite quests, and it looks really cool."

"Yea dad, *gleaming inside, * I am."

I purchased my first HD TV that summer and played the most gorgeous, veil breaking, and life consuming game I have ever played for an entire summer. Countless memories. Revisits. Remakes, re-releases and I probably have about 3k hours in it all together over the years. I hope to someday encounter that level of high again.