How to Properly Cut a Watermelon.

I have come to teach all that may listen. And I’m tired of y’all cutting it wrong.

[CrizzyEyes]

Best part is he actually taught you how to cut the watermelon. It wasn't just a joke sketch.

[Sweetestsadist]

I don't care about cutting watermelons; but when I see a name like "Larry Dickem", I know the quality of my life is about to improve.

[mattoliver]

This man knows what the internet wants.

[bryanroberts]

Never in my life did I think I’d sit through an entire video of a man cutting a watermelon. Now I have. I feel better about life now. Thank you Sensei.

[smoothlyrough]

"Watermelon, the black man's strawberry" I can't even right now

[traildawg]

At first I had my doubts whether this guy was a real samurai but then I saw he was sporting black Crocs and knew he had to be legit. No further questions asked, thank you for the masterful lesson Sensei 🙏

[Beercenary]

Eating watermelon without setting his cigarette down. You sir, earned my sub. 🍉

[eeWMan]

I saw the cigarette and immediately knew that the situation was under control and the wisdom would be flawless.

[RetroRanter]

The watermelon neck chop was clean though 😂😂😂

[surfbuf]

I laughed, I cried…. Laughing and I learned how to cut a watermelon. Life is complete. Thank you Master Larry.

[someguyusa]

I didn’t find this video. It found me. It saved me. And now I’ll be alright with my new found watermelon chopping skills.

[mightyluv]

When Larry Dickem showed up, Chuck Norris started eating watermelon whether he wanted to or not.

[RockFilmsInc]

2:00 my wife walked up behind me and asked why I was watching a video of a guy feeling up a watermelon 😂

[michaelsutton]

I don't know why this just popped up. I've never heard of this guy before. Little did I know that I needed his wisdom in my life....

[robfleetwood]

Don’t be afraid of the man who practices 1000 different kicks, be afraid of the man who practices the watermelon neck chop 1000 times.
(Bruce Lee)

[Gnoxxify]

Larry Dickem is easily the strongest name ever spoken.

[djloodz]

"No longer a factor in your life" is low key a solid one liner.

[Gregc]

Not the hero we want, but the hero we need. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dude, you are hilarious!

[Sinaduel]

I am going to be using this for educational purposes at work. No one else seems to be able to figure it out. Thank you Larry Dickem.

[michaelkull]

I love Larry Dickem, Karate Man Extrardinaire and Melonologist. A man for the times. Thank you Larry.