Over an Hour of Father's Day Jokes - Comedy Dynamics

Over an Hour of Father's Day Jokes from Comedy Dynamics - Featuring Nate Bargatze, Dan Cummins, Andrew Santino, Steve Trevino, Tom Papa, Jesus Trejo, Marc Maron, Tone Bell, Godfrey, Bryan Callen, Billy Gardell, Adam Ferrara, Josh Gondelman, Michael Yo, Craig Shoemaker, Jim Breuer, Nick Thune, and more.

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[robinright]

Ack! I used to have to say the exact same prayer at bedtime - on my knees, next to the bed. Now I lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah... I also used to feel a little freaked out by the - if I die before I wake part. When my kids were little I changed the bedtime prayer up a little bit (so as not to TRAUMATIZE them!!!) Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep (ok so far, no intentional child abuse happening) - here's the new version --- Guard me Jesus through the night, and wake me with the morning light. POW - NO THERAPY NEEDED BY AGE 5 or 6!!! Feel free to use the new version if you'd like.

[andyartmaster]

The dad with the DVDs sounds adorable. Im thinking about going back to physical media

[kitsunelee]

Ok I feel called out about the pants. I'm a female Gen X'er who is STILL wearing my same exact jeans from the 90's and you can't even see my feet when I wear them! I could smuggle an entire buffet in my jeans and no one would know!
Comfort is all I care about. I'm happily married.

[annettezaleski]

My mom had me say that same prayer but, at the end we'd say, "God Bless Grandma, so n so, etc...and all our friends and relatives...Amen

[ula]

At aged 4-5, Mom began to have me kneel beside my bed, head bowed, hands in perfect formation, eyes squinched shut
and methodically repeat the prayer.
Thankfully, I was not really aware of the meaning of this prayer, .only that
my mother stood behind me and I knew that after
she would tuck me in and kiss my forehead.

A fond memory....

[cookie]

These guys were great. Thanks for making me laugh

[ImNotaRussianBot]

Wide jeans, DVD dad is the most adorable dad ever

[LifeOfKells]

Not a dad bod, a “you’re not my dad” bod😭😭😭😂

[robins.]

LOL my mom used to have me say the "now i lay me down to sleep" prayer every night before bedtime so when this was talked about i was howling with laughter haha

[RachelSarahThomas]

Who is the second comedian??? So good ❤😂

[FightEagleVideos]

My son couldn’t say his Rs until I taught him to say Proud father moment there.

[ashleyparks]

My DVDs and VHS are grouped by actors too!😆😆😆🙌

[lipgloss]

They just walk around looking at architecture LOL!

[cjgaming]

22:55 my dad did this, and I like to think it's made me critical of my work in a good way. Looking back on drawings I did at the beginning of this year vs last week made me realize just how much I've improved when taking others criticism into account

[moonstarjr]

I had to say the now I lay me prayer as a child, too!

[TheMsvia]

Who's the comedian who said that his Jamaican dad came to the airport naked? That was classic!!! 😂

[karenrhoads]

Now I lay me down to thought I was the only kid who knew this 😂😂😂

[dmisso]

Heard a new one the other day.
AFRID
Avoidance/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder, which the Doctors describe as having "a failure to meet nutritional needs."

We used to call that "Starving".

[SketchybrainD]

Rolling your sandwich meat, staggering thin cut cheese, mixing the Mayo and mustard together and a little finely chopped onion, ! It levels up a sandwich more than you would think Step up your sandwich game. If you’re making it for later. Butter the bread first

[CreatedQueen]

Dad with the DVDs is me and my dad all day long