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in this video i don't make jokes and i only talk at you

Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to small town reviews to how they use shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to the how they use shotgun to the gus johnson shotgun to if i was frozone... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright. Guys, if you put all this dumb stuff in the description, it helps your videos. isn't that wild?

Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

[LProckers]

Didn't know Gus took Bowling watch parties so seriously.

[jverkaik]

THANK YOU. I have a friend who says things like "Can you remind me what a first down is?", and "Guys, I got bad news from the doctor, the cancer is back" and it's just like we get it, you don't understand sports!!!!

[matthias]

Gus actually makes an alternate version of every video like this where he just explains the joke, and this is just the first time he thought the sketch was worse

[totalgoober]

Thank you for being so respectful while talking about me Mr. Gus

[TwoQs]

Knocked it out of the sports park with this one. A real homedown.

[TheTalentlessWriter]

This is the most important PSA of the year, thank you for doing the lords work

[MusicDecomposer]

I have a similar situation: I’m a Garfield fan, and I know a lot of people on the internet who pretend they’re Garfield fans, but they don’t actually know much about it.
They say stuff like “Haha, lasagna, am I right?” as if it’s a Seinfeld bit. “What is the DEEAAL with Mondays!?”

[lando_jm]

Gus is really one of the comedians of our time

[OneWheelPeell]

I am now realizing after watching this video I am sadly that guy.

[Departedreflections]

Thank you. I think I needed this.

I will say, I think the place these expressions come from is insecurity about not knowing what's going on, and an attempt to owning or leaning into being an outsider in regard to the sport

[pajamapantsjack]

I have one of those people, he’s always saying “my flesh suit grows weak” and “the men playing, do they know what will happen to them”? Like we get it ! Great video will definitely show this to them

[archiermanilo]

"I don't really watch sports, I'm just watching for the commercials."

[ryanpullen]

My wife invited all of her friends specifically to ignore the game.

[-toast-]

Joke‘s on you, I live in Europe where nobody cares about superballs.

[lazarusrat]

Good PSA. Rather than watch the game, I am going with my mom and sister to a cross-stitch shop that has a sale every year "For the wives while their husbands watch the big game." I don't know anything about needlework. I'm a crocheter. I can say "boy this yarn sure is little" to every skein of thread I see. I might call ada "linen" or vice versa. The important thing is I'm having a day out with my family and when it's done, there will be frozen yogurt. :)

[west]

telling us about the jokes you were going to make - this is meta comedy. truly inspiring, even to a non-sportsball fan like i am

[saladmcjones]

You're right, this isn't a sketch, it's a time-honored preemptive strike. Or in internet verbiage, "INB4." Thank you Gus, it's much appreciated calling out dead horse beatings.

[theycallmejohn]

Hey Gus, I just wanted to say that I hear you and you are understood. I appreciate that you made this information known to me. Thank you and have a good weekend.

[AbrahamNixons]

Kyle Mooney: They lost the series! Nooo! That's such a big mistake??"

[lapislazuli]

Thanks for touching base with us like in soccer, Gus. This video was a real Home Run Goal!