Funniest Breakfast Jokes | Jim Gaffigan Stand up

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. That's why you should only eat sugar and watch this compilation while you lay in bed.

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:00 - Muffins
:43 - Pancakes
1:22 - Breakfast In Bed
1:53 - Bacon
6:44 - Waffles
7:02 - Fish For Breakfast
7:16 - Churros Con Chocolate
7:58 - Asian Breakfast
8:34 - Everything Bagel

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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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[BlueberryFundip]

I love when he does the small voice for the audience members as if they are actually speaking during his shows

[AlerieHightower]

Bippity, boppity... BACON! Gets me every damn time.

[natev]

Thanks Jim for getting me through a long night of office cleaning!!

[KkBo]

I love you Jim Gaffigan!!! You always make laugh hard. If only you knew how much I need this!

[rickrutledge]

Love your “stand up”. Thanks for the daily mood lift. Very generous of you and we need it!

[shadowmergence]

You're a goddamn national treasure, you know that Jim?

[sarahferrara]

I loved the clip at the end from your show. I recently started to binge watch The Jim Gaffigan Show and i couldn't be happier. Ah well i could've been happier say if i had starting watching sooner BUT as fate has it, I needed it in my life now, not any other time. I needed it now to help me get through my minutes of life. Sometimes it's one day at a time, a week at a time...even seconds at a time for myself. Your constant witty humor is so graciously appreciated. Thanks to you, Jeannie and your kids, I have also been having scheduled eating times for dinner lately.

[paulg]

Comedy gold. Also I kinda miss buffets.

[drewtheunspoken]

These videos aren't the reason I get up, but they sure help.

[nomadiavan]

I listen to all his videos over and over like music. He dances my giggle around.

[gkiferonhs]

Thanks for your daily posts. I'm impressed at your ability to continually find new categories. Keep up the good work.

[thestraighteyedcanadianguy]

Fried cake and bacon in the morning and you've already peaked that day. Like only goes down from there . Unless more bacon 🍁🍻lol

[PhoenixProdLLC]

"Find the bacon in the lettuce" 😂 That also sounds like some code talk. 😂

[myslocalledlife]

"It'd be rude to eat and run."😂

[nancybrown]

Thanks for the laughs. Gotta go cook some bacon now.

[janetwentz]

“Sorry your pig died, can I come over for breakfast”? Love this guy.🤣😂

[oldmalayanguardomg]

Hahaha.. the bagel scene at the end... lol

[dianepeters]

Lol. My favorite thing for breakfast is leftovers, especially Asian food. Btw I’m watching this while eating vegan pork rinds.

[MacynBecca]

46 hours?!?!?! How can I wait 46 hours? Oh yea...I'll re-watch Jim's older stand-ups. They make me laugh no matter how many times I watch them!!

[deemariedubois]

Jim can just say one WORD and make me happy causing me to laugh like an idiot. CON.