'Get a real job!'

[emmablackery]

According to you guys I should be either a lawyer or politician... guys, I hate people, but I don't steal money and I'm not a very good liar! A food critic, on the other hand... THAT I could do.

[kyoujinkrista]

Every job is a real job. People only say that because they resent that others have found a way to work less hard or actually enjoy what they do.

[Luna-dmdc]

I don't understand why people think that youtubers shouldn't get paid. We pay stand up comedians, singers, dancers, and food, music, and fashion critics; most youtubers could basically be summed up into one or more of those classifications. Why should those entertainers and critics get paid but their online versions not?

[filteredcreativity]

I really don't want to sound like one of those terrible people you mentioned at the beginning of the video but I just. 
This whole thing is a perfect example of what's wrong with our generation...
I mean really, think about it. 
You don't want to be a doctor because you're not compassionate enough. You don't want to be a therapist because you don't like listening to other people. You don't want to be a fitness instructor because it requires hard work.
We're slowly entering this stereotypical hole where it's cool to not care about anyone but ourselves. It's driving me insane. 
I know that you're probably some great person in real life because you shaved your head for good causes. This video just reminded me of things that drive me crazy. 

[mactube]

Secret shopper. basically you go places and be the most annoying customer you can be to judge how the service handles people. Sure its not  a well paying or daily job, but it's perfect for someone like Emma.

[katievannie]

A youtuber. Because that is a real job. You make people smile. What could be better

[anyapines]

emma you look gorgeous with a shaved head btw

[crystalbuttersworth]

Dick's Last Resort 
Dick's Last Resort is a small bar and restaurant chain in the United States, known for its intentional employment of an obnoxious staff. Patrons of Dick's are expected to be insulted, or placed in uncomfortable situations. Adult bibs and large, hand-made, paper hats are given to diners to wear during their stay.There are no napkins on the tables: they are generally thrown at the customers by the serving staff.
You are paid to be rude to the people, it is your job.

[StacysadventureBlogspot]

You have a real job. Just because you like what you do, doesn't mean it isn't real. People are jealous. <3 

[dankcarolyn]

a comedian. like a stand up comedian. like 

[lindee]

I think you would be a good guidance counselor (or something like that) at a school or something. I feel like you could give good advice because you've been through some tough times yourself.

[izzyb]

Professional sleeper... That's a thing! You test out hotel beds 😂😂

[iona-rachel]

BE A GRAVE DIGGER. LATE HOURS, NO DEALING WITH ANNOYING CUSTOMERS (they literally are unable to complain) AND YOU CAN BE AS SARCASTIC AS YOU WANT.

[FrostedLlama]

emma blackjerry you make me chuckle and for that I am grateful you don't have a boring old job where your comedic value is wasted!

[daveyourmate]

I doubt you're still reading these comments but if by chance your eyes pass over this one.. Well done Emma Blackery! You obviously have worked your ass off to get to where you are today - I hope most people appreciate the effort you put into your content. 

Jobs you would be good at? Well for one,  entrepreneur - you're obviously very good at making something out of nothing. My second thought would be stand-up (sarcastic/sadistic) or maybe even a radio presenter?

It frustrates me that people think that YouTube is an 'easy' job. Your work load would be comparable to any news/media presenter and they have the support of staff. You do EVERYTHING yourself; mixing, filming, presenting, marketing, researching.. etc, etc. So well done Emma Blackery, I do believe you have very employable skills - even if you haven't realized it. 

[TechnoDewdrop]

you could be an author and write books about how much you hate everything

[awsomeairsoftvideos]

people are idiots for thinking something you think is fun (youtube) isnt a job it's just a "hobby" if it makes you happy, then stay with it and be happy, Emma <3

[ArtemisFowl]

IT consultant. just sarcastically shout down the phone "have you tried turning it off and on again" then hang up :p

[girlwiththegreyeyes]

A hairdresser you would be great a colouring hair and shaving heads xx

[SammiSummer]

A video game tester. Just sit around and play games all day