Making the World's Purest Cookie

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In this video, we attempt to make the world's purest cookie and to see how it compares to a regular cookie. In my opinion, it has to be better, because it's pure.

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[NileBlue]

I forgot to mention it in the video, but we did not pull a vacuum in the oven! It is just vacuum sealed and some air gets pushed out when it's closed. I think pulling a vacuum would have murdered the cookie.

[spaghettiwizard]

The fact that Nile knows how to clean up, properly dispose of, and how to neutralize an abundance of different chemicals, but doesn't know cookies tend to have natural cracks when baked is hilarious

[Deeply_Unhinged_Goblin]

The cameraman coaching Nile through basic baking practices was truly the blind leading the blind.

[murilograciano]

The Alchemist freaking out with his humunculus cookie cracking is peak comedy...

[tentedeagle]

Hearing Nile freak out about the cracking is the funniest thing I've ever heard

[mattgolman]

I love that Nigel apparently didn't think to try baking a normal cookie first to try the process. He just jumped straight to an inedible $2k lab grade cookie.

[alexclairmont]

This feels like a skit where two aliens try to do something really ordinary and basic to try and fit in with humans and many shenanigans ensue lmaooo I love it

[vivngmp]

“Jesse, we need to cook the purest cookie”
-Nigelberg

[oliverbingham]

I like how he can wait multiple hours for a reaction to happen but waiting ten minutes for a cookie is ripping him apart from the inside

[warm_egg_salad]

As the son of a baker, it's hilarious to see someone so panicked about a cookie craking during baking. You did good for your first time making a cookie.

[heikaikki]

I love how Nile can turn gloves into hot sauce and paint into soda, but not cookie dough into a cookie.

[fluffernaut]

This is really quite remarkable:
My Mother is a Baker,
My Father is a Research Chemist,
Both were impressed by how bad this experiment was done.

My mother because of the lack of a defined baking procedure for the cookie, the fact that you didnt watch a single video of how to shape a cookie on a pan, and the fact you made 1 single huge cookie instead of spreading the cookie dough to multiple cookies.

My father from you lack of accuracy and how you handled the ingredients. You threw them around, dumped them, and "shot from the hip" when measuing for Vanilla extract and more things i dont understand.

But i was just happy i got to see the shook and rattled look on their faces.

[Kittenquest]

Nile making a cookie shape instead of rolling it into a ball and freaking out when it started cracking. 😂
Such a beautiful project.

[literallycharlie]

As a baker this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Two men bake the most expensive cookie on the planet, freaking out because it’s cracking on the edges

[MethosTR]

The fact that Nile is more comfortable with making super dangerous stuff like Chromyl Chloride than baking cookies is just hilarious.

[wanderfilho]

As someone who like to make cookies, seeing your complete desperation as the cookie cracks in the oven is like seeing a child worried that their pet fish is gonna drown

[mustafamalik]

Label: 'Not for human consumption'
Nile: Thank you for the suggestion

[annafraser]

you can tell where nile goes from chemist to cook because his confidence immediately plummets

[lettersnstuff]

Nigel: *turns gloves into grape soda*
also Nigel: *has never seen cookie dough*

[jovalove]

"it's cracking up, we gotta get it outta there!!" The sense of urgency is palpable.. trying to figure out if it's done or not is hilarious.. "why is it cracking?!"