How The Rise of Skywalker should have started

Kylo Ren ventures to Exegol and discovers a reanimated Palpatine. He rejects his offers because they're dumb.

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[OC]

Let's appreciate that these two powerful, evil geniuses with massive armies are meeting face to face with no guards.

[emilybelzer]

"how did you survive"
"I used Jedi cloning knowledge with Sith developments in consciousness transfer and midichlorian enhancement. In this essay I will..."

[WumboJumbo]

Kylo is a fool! Doesn't he know that stabing someone in the chest with a lightsaber is only lethal if your name is Qui-Gon

[david]

"whats going on? Im hearing a lot of crashing noises coming from the surface."

"My fleet of mega star destroyers is emerging from the ice....
Probably looks pretty cool....
You know....
If we were up there or had a window or something.
Guess your just going to have to imagine it."

"I feel like you really chose the wrong room for this conversation."

"In retrospect.... Yes."

[bigyoshi]

“Okay so, we both know I *may* have screwed over Anakin. However I pinky promise you and I are going to be best pals, nothing unnatural I promise! So…we good?” -Sheev Palpatine

[libo]

Stardestroyers with death star lasers is like sharks with friggin laser beams attached to their heads.

[BlaDeSDV]

Star trek ad on a star wars video? Bold move

[Kwyjor]

Should've shown him the choir, amirite? Big ol' Sith choir, that's what closes the sale.

[wizzy]

He’ll live since being stabbed by a lightsaber is no big deal nowadays

[TheZeroNeonix]

"They have Death Star lasers!"

"Okay... But why would we need that? Destroying entire planets seems like a bit overkill. It's like bringing a sledgehammer to a surgery instead of a scalpel. It hurts us more than it hurts the rebellion."

"It's an intimidation tactic."

"So your super weapons are just a big bluff then?"

"I mean...yeah, kind of."

[thehorsefromhorsinabout]

It never even registered to me that that dumb fortnite thing was the transmission they were referring to in the opening crawl **psyduck**

[williamfalls]

There's so much more he could have off the cuff ripped on Palpatine during the reveal. Like "Well. If you made a new body, why is it still old and gross? Why not a new more fit body?"

[TheMadJellyfish]

That Adam Driver impersonation is on point.

[wolfpackcx]

The wig and vest in the background for Kylo's SNL alter ego as Matt the Radar Technician. Amazing.

[ge]

And the hundres of thousands of storm troopers on those star destroys just all kinda mill about a bit for a while....
"Hey does er...anyone know how we get out of here?"

[midwestbox]

I literally forgot about the palpatine message in fortnite being canon to star wars lore meaning every crossover in that game is canon to star wars technically 😂

[ObakeOnna]

"No no no! Do you not see?! The fleet even more of the old thing that you liked. Everyone wants more of the old thing they liked!"

[ericchung]

A single superweapon is a useful tool.

Tens of thousands of superweapons is an arms race.

[alexrexaros]

"But they have death star lasers!"
"We kinda decided to stop doing that, theres only so many planets and quite frankly, as an empire, we want more territory, not less shit to conquer."

[thestupidnintendokid]

"What were those? Impressions?"
"They were... *FORCE* impressions!"

Rise of Skywalker in a nutshell