Myths That Can’t Be True

[mara]

“Panda bear shaped” thats not just any panda, thats the dragon warrior

[Bob-wdqr]

“According to ancient myths birthmarks show how you were killed in your past life.”
*Mine is actually kinda cool, then. I got stabbed in the back.*

[YourRich-Friend]

“I don’t make that much, I can only pay $100 max.”
“Bro, you are in a Lamborghini.”

[yuuna]

"According to ancient myths, birthmarks show you how you where killed in ur past life" oh no, not my head 😭

[MondayyyyTV]

Replaying my memories would be like watching a depressing movie on repeat

[weedcandy]

If my birthmark was a death wound, I'd be stabbed in the ass😂

[proximacentauri]

I'm french and that's true, i've heard of some people who married dead persons they were engaged with.

[Thebazile]

“According to ancient myths, birthmarks show how you died in your past life”
I have a pink upside-down heart over my intestines; so was I stabbed with a weird shaped blade or did I have a skin infection?

[ducks_are_superior]

Yeah if the birthmark one is true who the hell would stab me in my armpit
Edit: HOLY CRAP I JUST WOKE UP FROM A NAP AND HAD 47 NOTIFICATIONS

[quigonegym]

Elon musk: “I'm making inhibitor chips so you can remember your memories easier”

Elon musk after putting inhibitor chips in everyone's head: “commander Cody.... the time has come.... Execute order 66....”

[jayalakshmishanmugam]

The Myth about Finland speeding fine is actually true😂😂😂

[Non_leN]

“According to ancient myths birthmarks were how u were killed”

Who stabs me in the ear???

[JellyNix]

"according to ancient myths birthmarks show how you were killed in your past life"
Wow so i had half of my stomach torn apart- great!

[maaurn]

“Birthmarks show where you were killed in your past life”
*my giant ass birthmark on my cheek*
TF DID I DO?!

[Arctic]

The”save and replay memories” can be helpful but if it’s emotional I’d rather not

However in interested in the birthmark thing

[sleepy_em]

“according to ancient myths, birthmarks show how you died in your past life”

i got shot in my chest? damn

[einienj]

The speeding ticket in Finland is very true.. Greetings from Finland 🤘🏻

[turtlewindhat]

“birthmarks show how you were killed in your past life”
past me: *casually gets stabbed in toe*

[livi_xxi]

“birthmarks show how you were killed on your past life”

me: okay so i was shot in the stomach and got stabbed in my eyelid? good to know

[Randm_youtube]

Imagine you get the chip in your brain and it just says “saving game” 💀