3 Totally Cringeworthy Date Stories

We took the worst dating stories we knew… and animated them. (Presented by FXX's Man Seeking Woman)

[grendel]

This reminds me of a date I went on a few years ago.

I was dating this girl for about a couple months and figured things were getting a bit serious, so I took her out on an expensive date.

About three quarters through our meal she decided to drop the bomb, you know, the whole " I think we should see other people and stay friends" bullshit.

I kept my calm even though I was a bit heart broken since I really liked this girl, so I said " Yeah sure, why not, we can still be friends".

After we were done eating our meal the check came. I paid my portion of the check which came to $44.00 and some change and said that she has to pay her portion of $46.00 and some change.

She got pissed and said something along the lines of " I thought this was a date, why am I paying for my portion of the check?"

I responded, " I don't date friends" .

Needless to say I never talked to her again.

[MrDroopdog]

Okay, here's one. I was 16 and just got my first job working at Dairy Queen and I got a crush on one of my co workers who's the same age as me, anyways we'd always talk and flirt with each other at work and then we started texting each other, he seemed REALLY nice, well mannered, etc. and he finally asked me out on a date to see a movie (I don't remember which) 

Anyways on the day of the movie we were walking around the mall because we had an hour until the movie starts when we were spotted by some of his friends, and allll of a sudden his personality suddenly changed. He went from "well mannered nice guy" to a total dick, he basically started acting like a thug and he straight up told his friends "yea dis da bitch i'ma be fuckin ahaha" 

So needless to say, I walked off. Didn't say goodbye or anything, I was just like "Fuck this shit" and left. 

[yomamasayshey]

Cringeworthy Date Story: Never been on a date. The end.

[cornflux]

Yeah, my first girlfriend turned into the moon.

[Lamia]

I was on a date and we went back to his house. I was talking through his yard and I stumbled in a hole...ran forward...farted....and fell down. We dated for about a year. That's how you keep a guy ladies....the old fall and fart. It gets them every time.

[aidanwahib]

In middle school my friend took his girlfriend to see the muppets, and the school principal was sitting behind him with his family. For the rest of the year he called my friend 'muppet boy'.

[ExistentialBall]

I miss these kind of stories and animations

[xxMrAfroNinjaxx]

Here's my story. I was 15 years old and saw this girl I knew at my school. She wanted to hangout so I thought that would be fun and I invited her to play basketball at the court I had at my house (I thought it would be fun) I was trying to pass her the ball and drilled her right in the face with it on accident. The impact broke her glasses. She called her parents to pick her up and her dad got in my face and told me if I ever came near his daughter again He was going to make sure I didn't have hands to play another game again in my life. She went to school the next day and told everyone she knew that I tried to abuse her for attention but it was all an accident. All of my friends didn't want to talk me again... and I ended up moving thank god.

[LegoFlow]

I have a one. This didn't happen to me but it's pretty funny anyway.

So basically this girl goes on a date to this guys house. They were having a great time and they were going to bed. The guy says "Right, I gotta get up early tomorrow for work, you can sleep for longer, help yourself to anything in the fridge, make your self comfortable but remember to lock the door once you leave". She wakes up the next morning and the guy is gone. She has breakfast and is about to leave but needs to go to the bathroom. Once she finishes she tries to flush the toilet but the guys toilet was broken and wouldn't flush. She panicked because she didn't want the guy to come home and see shit swimming around in his toilet. She grabbed a plastic bag from the kitchen and put it in that, decided she'd throw it away once she left into a bin. She got her stuff ready and was about to leave but thought it'd be nice to leave a note for the guy telling him she woke up great, thanks for the great night blah blah blah. She put the note on the kitchen table, went through the door and as soon as it shut, she forgot that she left her bag of shit right beside the note on the kitchen table. Imagine coming home and seeing a note "Hey thanks for the great night, I woke up fine and had a nice breakfast, hope we can do this again some time :3" and a bag of shit right beside it. The guy never called her again XD

[du]

Just a month ago a guy asked me out. He was an exchange student from Spain in our Uni. I didn't like him but felt like giving it a chance so I said "yes". 
I was expecting a casual boring date, maybe go to see a movie so we have something to talk about, etc. Well, I arrived at the place 5 minutes late because my bus was late (yeah, I took the bus) and he was complaining for the first 30 minutes that he was "so cold and needed something to eat". So I thought he would take me to a cafe or something. Nah, we went to this really cheap dumpling place, a diner, basically, each paid for ourselves and while eating he talked about how much he liked this place because it was so cheap.
After a painfully awkward walk around the city he said he arranged a boat ride in the city channel. I wasn't exited, but since he "arranged everything" I felt like I needed to go. The boat ride was actually an 8 mile kayak ride down the river at 1am in freezing-cold water and in the dark. I wasn't dressed for the occassion, my feet got wet and of course he didn't pay for me too. The ride ended at 1:30 am with me being barely able to lift my hands, I was so tired, him being soaking wet and cold.. and my father had to pick us up because my date had no money for a taxi.

[killerkeksie]

My worst date was the second date with my current boyfriend.
He lives pretty far away from me, and came to my town just because of me, so I wanted to do something special.
And because I've just discovered that climbing is really fun, I decided to go to a climbing hall with him.
As we wanted to enter he had to fill out something, but couldn't because he would only turn 18 in two months and needed someone over 18 to sign it for him (I've already been there a couple of times, so I was fine) since his parents were way too far away I called my dad to come, it took 30 minutes of awkward waiting until he arrived signed it, and then went inside with us and kept watching us...all the time through...
On the plus side my boyfriend really enjoyed the climbing and we're together for over two years now^^"

[mychemicalrelapse]

I went out on a coffee date with a guy who rocked up late talking on his phone. He didn't try to end his call, just had me waiting for 10 minutes while he chatted casually with whoever was on the other end. Then during the date he starts to tell me about his previous sex life with his ex girlfriend....not good. I told him later I wasn't interested in seeing him again.

[TheVinylFactor]

The comments of this video are better than the video itself lol

[kif]

A girl accidentally flicked coke in my eye once cause she was very nervous and kept fiddling with the straw from her drink. Other than that I can't really say I've had any terrible dates. I feel bad for the first guy because she was/is just a terrible human being (hopefully she's grown up since then and regrets being awful, but probably not).

[darkartsdabbler]

I'd take Con-Air over that flake any day.

[lyonnguyen]

My best cringe story is I never had a gf i cried then end.

[SuperLewis]

I really liked a girl from the local supermarket and one day I saw her just by the local river, she surprisingly seemed to recognise me, and waved me over to her. I was completely awestruck, at first I thought she was waving to a friend of hers that happened to be standing behind me, I even went as far as to check. When I turned back around I saw her giggle and then she pointed directly toward me and gestured me over. That spent that day watching boats go by. It was amazing, she even said she wanted to see me again. She gave me her number and told me to text any time. I text her that very same night, I was worried I'd look like a desperate freak but I couldn't help myself. She text back and asked if I would meet her again at exactly 1:00pm down at the river where we had been talking previously. The next day I made sure to get to the river a little earlier than 1:00pm. Call me keen but I just didn't want to be late. She turned up at 1:00pm on the dot. I saw that she had tears in her eyes. "Did something happen?" I asked. "I need something from you..." she said in a nearly monotone voice. This worried me greatly. "Anything, name it and it's yours!" I responded. She looks me deep in the eyes and says "I need about tree fiddy." It was about that time that I noticed this checkout girl was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the pleth azoic era. I said "Dammit monsta! Get out life! I ain't giving you tree fiddy." It said "Well how about just two fiddy?" "Oh so now it's only two fiddy?" Lord I was angry.

[Doofwarrior]

I met a girl at a death metal concert. I got her number and I was talking to her for a few days. I went another concert the next week that my friends band was playing at. It was a huge show. I got in for free because I worked for the band. this girl said she would come to the show and she asked me to buy her a ticket and one for her bff. I bought 2 more tickets. which was around $40 for the 2. The whole time she texted me was 5 minutes away. but she never showed up. she told my friend through Facebook that she enjoyed making me into a sucker. basically she was being cruel and lied. how ever i got revenge because I am well connected and found the people see came with from the previous show ( which was a band) I told them the story and they brought her to another show weeks later. and my friends band dedicated their song (miserable bitch) to her and told her in a crowd of people what a bitch she was. I had the last laugh.

[chasechute]

In the first one. I'm telling you it sounded like he said "when I was six".

[gcvcodis]

I'm 16 and here's my date story…