If the Star Wars 'Cantina Song' Had Lyrics

What if the "Cantina Song" from Star Wars had lyrics?

If the Star Wars Cantina Song Had Lyrics
Ryan, dressed as Han Solo, sings an ode to the mistreated droids of the Star Wars universe in this funny parody song of the famous Mos Eisley Cantina Band song.

FEATURING
Han Solo - Ryan Tellez
Kenny Keys - Brian Fisher

Written and Performed by Ryan Tellez
Directed by Michael Schroeder
Director of Photography - Michael Schmidt
Gaffer - Chris Reese
Edited by Chance Cole
Produced by David Odom and Brian Fisher

- The Warp Zone -

[stargate]

I was really not expecting it to be a protest song about the civil rights of droids.

[leno]

This song went from explaining the cantina to asking for justice for droids

[sum_dude]

“Where this music style is called jizz!”

**Jizz music stops**

[lml]

This went from dscribing the cantina to tlaking about the struggle of being a droid

[euanmorrison]

“Each cantina customer has a criminal record or a weapon”


But most of them have both

[potatosoupgirl]

"Solo freakin shot a Dude and sone Jedi preformed amputation"
This is the funniest line in the song.

[ebertmatthee]

Just realised the real hero of the Star Wars franchise is R2-D2

[Ryan-wipz]

Can we give him some respect that during the whole video he didn’t get tempted to drink

[PhoenixT]

Fun fact: *You can't un-hear this song*

[the_jedi_cat]

But true none of the main characters in the original trilogy would be alive without r2 d2

[TheoJungas]

So this slowly escalates to anti-droid racism

[icylordz]

Let’s be this isn’t your first time here.

[TheKing-qzwd]

"Hey so we can't call it Jazz or space Jazz."
"Well we need to call it something. For the lore!!!"
*Third guy*: "May I make a suggestion?"
(Two nods)
*Third guy*: "Jizz."

And for some reason they let that through?

[ErenE]

Everything R2 has done:
Saved padme’s ship, piloted many ships, fixed 3PO in AOTC, saved obi wan and anakin, got the buzz droids off of anakins ship, got the hologram of Leia to obi wan, saved people from the trash compactor, helped blow up the Death Star, helped getting to dagobah, gave Luke his lightsaber in the sarlacc fight, got them out of the Ewok trap, opened doors in fights, helps find Luke, helps convince Luke to come, and for this, gets shot multiple times

Everything Luke has done:
Helped save leia, tried to save his friends, saved his friends in Jabbas palace, saved the resistance in tlj



Are we sure Luke is the real hero?

[neezduts]

i never expected this to go from explaining the cantina all the way to protesting civil rights for droids

[nelsonthen]

I mean, Lucas did said Star Wars was made to Rhyme...

[talktube]

you should do the same thing for the imperial march

[LandwehrRegimentvonSchlesien]

Bartender: sorry, we don't serve droids.
Me: **ANGRY ARTOO NOISES**

[hai]

What if

You wanted to go to heaven
But god said







N O D R O I D S

[JG]

“Plus every single character in every single movie would be dead without ol’ R2.”
I mean, he’s not wrong