Star Wars in 99 Seconds

47,520 seconds to 99.

0:00 Episode I. Main Titles
Long, long time ago, long time ago in a galaxy
Far in a galaxy, far far away
There once was a boy slave destined to save space
He wins a big pod race and hits on a queen
Padme's a cougar
Qui gets killed by Darth Maul who is then chopped in half
Obi Wan must train the one from Tatooine

0:22 Episode II. Across the Stars
It's the clone age, sand people rampage
Mommy got flayed, strayed
Ani's bae is Padme

0:33 Episode III. Battle of the Heroes
[Anakin vs. Obi Wan and Yoda versus Sidius and Grievous versus Obi Wan, you're breaking my heart]
Anakin you are breaking my heart
Order is made, Jedi are slain
Kill all the baby tiny younglings
Sid takes the throne, Long live the clones
Burn Ani, turn him to a robo

0:46 Episode IV. Cantina Band
Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man
Alderaan's gone and Han shoots first
You're my only hopie Obi Wan
Look, a small moon
That's a space ship
Worshipfullness, walking carpet
This princess better pay out
Use the force, Luke
Close your eyes and shoot

1:01 Episode V. Imperial March
Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky
Skywalker flies, do or don't, there's no try
Try the dark side
No! No, no! No!
Luke, I'm your daddykins
Your mom was kissing Anakin
Han's frozen
I love you
I know

1:20 Episode VI. Binary Sunset
It's father, son and daughter
A dynasty united at last
The galaxy is free from evil
Thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past

[jb.junior]

‘The galaxy is free from evil’

Disney: Well yes, but actually no.

[xx_udontknowme_xx]

When you have the Harry Potter one, the Lord Of The Rings one and this one memorized because you are in all fandoms

[itschlo_]

"Ani's bae is Padme" *next line* "Anakin you're breaking my heart."
Me: ... that was quick

[Pheebeee_]

"It's father, son, and daughter" always gives me literal chills.

[D_fined]

*Plays dodgeball.*
Older kid: “Execute, order 66.”
Smaller kids: *Points dodgeballs at teacher*

[wornoutwizard]

Whenever he says "Thanks to the good in Darth from the past." it makes me wanna cry.
Idk why.

[bovineking]

The transition from 3 to 4 is really how it feels watching them in chronological order

[padmeamidala]

"Anakin you are breaking my heart"

Gets me every time.

[rupesh]

I got emotional when you singed the return of the Jedi

[trucetruce]

“I’m your father” - 2nt biggest plot twist of my childhood





The first was that Paint is one guy.

[XSV.Animate.Lab_]

Man. I’m so glad there are 6 MOVIES OF STARWARS

[cindywojnar]

I've watched this at least 20 times today

[YakBrain]

" The galaxy is free from evil"

Palpatine: allow me to introduce myself (again)

[pjatm_]

“Luke, I am your daddykins.
Your mom was kissing Anakin.”

I have no idea why I find that so funny.

[lukeskywalker]

7 years later and I can still remember every lyric.

[Ugandan]

Anakin: *has joined the chat*
Sand: *has joined the chat*
Anakin: *has left the chat*

[danielmanuel]

"Ani's bae is Padmé" "Anakin you are breaking my heart" Wow. That was quick Paint.

[Lebby-lcco]

You forgot the part where Obi-Wan said “hello there”

[Travanatoar]

0:46 I swear... I'm literally speechless. I can't explain how good you guys are at singing!

[lunarsapphire]

“A dynasty united AT LAST” is the best part of the song.