I figured out how to make EVERYONE HATE ME #shorts

I figured out how to make everyone hate me. It’s simple really. It’s by being really cringe on purpose. It’s genuinely so fun to use slang as incorrectly as possible. My entire family hates me.

[shuffle_editz]

bro was flabbergasted, bamboozled, discombobulated, surprised, distraught, confused, perplexed, hoodwinked, and quite possibly flummoxed, fooled, tricked, trolled, and rickrolled.

[mrmister]

"Versace with the sauce"
Can't forget the sauce 💀

[fireiron]

People: *find ways to hate Smokee

Smokee: “This isn’t even my final form.”

[PastaManEnjoyer]

"And also,
*MOMENT* "
i felt that

[zelle]

If that was a reference to the “THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNT F*CKING LOVE YOU” vine, I salute you.

[GenderlessFurry_They-Them]

Mom may not love you, but several companies that make "hip" commercials for Gen Z definitely love you

[polytherandomest]

"It is full of despair"
also SmokeeBee: *casually breakdancing*

[vessyvesper]

Now I need to do this to annoy the living sh*t out of my friends-
*searches up slang from 2001*

[Duckiee]

"and also... ✨MOMENT✨"

beautiful

[juliar.]

Gotta hit them with a “totally tubular” or “radical dadical” everyone in hearing range will immediately try to fight you 😂

[DracoPlaysYT]

Dude is the only word that has somehow survived.

[ILikePlaness]

Me and my friends use slang like that in an ironic manner.
“You do NOT have the skibity Ohio rizz, on god”

[ella_the_frogg]

“THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNT LOVE YOU”

Smokee: “why would you say thatttt 😭” *starts breakdancing*

[Eillsue_XD]

“ Boots, Versace, very griddy “ this is the best shit I had ever heard

[KimmyAndD..E..M..O..N]

Smokeebee fr said "moment" so romantically 💀💀

Holly 2.2k likes here's a cookie and milk😁

🍪🥛

[jadbichara]

"Dude I'm about to pwn you so hard in this game"

[fiolixsweety]

my toxic trait is that if anyone said that to me, I would marry them.

[sockatoo_]

my personal favorite phrase to use is "what's crackalackin, homeskillet?"

whenever i say it someone either laughs hysterically or goes "what the fuck". works every time.

[willowtreeyt]

*breakdances gently*
"What's wrong sister?"

[Drago-rkkp]

THE FACT I UNDERSTOOD YOU PERFECTLY 😭🤚