The Babylon Bee Presents 15 New Star Wars Shows

Disney has announced approximately five billion new Star Wars shows. Here are the top 15 exclusively revealed to The Babylon Bee, from My 3000 Lb Life to Better Call Maul.

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[glurp]

"Really snouty guy" fits multiple Star Wars characters.

[joshuahedges]

As a Star Wars fan, this is sorta painful.






Good video tho.

[andyyoo]

HOW CAN YOU DO A STAR WARS SHOW WITHOUT KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT STAR WARS!
BTW love you videos.

[fish_and-chips]

Fun fact about the hutts! They’re all a similar weight to Jabba the Hutt, weight is actually viewed as wealth and power in hutt culture. The only exception being Bokku the Hutt, who is shredded.

[walteredgar]

Two of my favorite things together. the Bee and Star Wars

[Doughy_in_the_Middle]

Sithbusters should be Dooku and Maul -- in character -- debunking rebel then executing the informants.

[cyclone]

There are actual planets with only one type of climate though. Like all the planets in our solar system except for earth for example.

[robertlewis]

As a huge fan of Star Wars (I watched the most recent trilogy five times through, by last count, and I've seen all the others except Episode 4), I must object to the slander of Roze Tiko's good name.

[johannakunze]

You! Have! never?! Really seen South park??! Start immediately!

[mvies]

Turn off the laugh machine or strangle the one person audience.