My Morning Routine - Life with a Pet Duck 🦆

My Name
Is Human Name
And Wrinkle is my duck baby

I have been asked a lot about about my personal life over the years, and was always hesitant to open up a parasocial relationship, but wrinkle is starting to get used to the idea of sharing more about our life and allowing for the world to look upon with the prying judgemental eyes of the internet.

Very scary scary if you think about it..

But here we are,
Two humble duckapillars
Beginning our transformation
And starting the process
Of metaphorical metamorphosis
To become the beautiful butterducks
We are destined to be

Ok so,
This is our morning routine.

Let me know if there are any questions.

Oh and make sure to only take one gift card at the end to make sure others can have a chance to get one too

(i know i dont have to say it, because wrinkle’s ducklings are the very best ducklings in the world)

Oh yeah
and would it kill ya
to just pick up the phone
and call your mother
and tell her you love her
once in a while?
(it dont cost ya nothin’, ya’know..)

Quack, quack
Wrinkle & Human
❤️🦢🙃✨
seDUCKtive

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(Haha my life is always convoluted, I’m in the process of rearranging things, i cant decide what i like better, so i have two websites haha some items are available on one and some are available on the other, it’s ok if I’m doing everything backwards haha It’s all just for fun anyways and the money generated is used charitably, so que sera sera)

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[wrinkletheduck]

Oh hey there, I was just thinking about you!

Thanks for stopping by, and make sure to only take one Gift Card so that the most people can get a lil prize for staying til the end ☝️🤓

Have a great weekend everyone and always remember that Wrinkle loves you 🦢❤️

[pasadenacatpink]

It’s like Johnny Depp in another universe where he traded his Hollywood life for normal van life with Wrinkle! 😆🦆❤

[acleanpairofsocks]

You are somehow both very simple and very deep. A guy with a duck in a parking lot who talks about what it means to fully exist in every given moment. I love it. And I love how open and friendly you are with people! I would never be able to do that. You and Wrinkle bring lots of people joy!

[tylerl]

If I am ever sitting in a Walmart parking lot and I see wrinkle taking a bath and human name sitting next to her it will forever be the best day ever

[ashleyt]

Hu man….you are so whimsical and kind. Love you and Wrinkle!!

[Ragnell]

This feels like Wrinkle wrote the script for this episode

[petpilgrimgoose]

Always love your videos. We would love for you to share more of your life with Wrinkle, with all of your fans! We understand your connection to Wrinkle. We have a pet goose named Gabby. She walks on a harness and leash and wears fashionable goose boots like Wrinkle's! She has several pairs in different colors! She wears coordinating neck bandanas too. We go for 'walkies' so she can 'meet and greet' her fans in our little New Hampshire towns. Everyone she meets says "This made my whole day", or Gabby brings a smile to my face"! Gabby is all about bringing a little happiness to others, just like Wrinkle. We bring a baggie of her favorite treats with us---grapes or cucumber pieces, and let the kids feed them to her. Everyone loves Gabby! She is the sweetest, best goose, just like Wrinkle is the sweetest, best duck! We'd love to hear about your personal adventures!
❤

[vegaswithdrawal]

I love making up dialogue for Wrinkle in my head and guessing what she's thinking or saying.

[MabelH]

Hey Wrinkle I am watching you from Spain ... Love you 🦆🤗🧡

[SoLetUsKnow]

Those gentlemen who recognized the vid were NOT Expecting existential mode Human Name. I’m all for it I wish I get to meet you one day!!!!

[BarwolfBoris]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS. Thank you Wrinkle! Youre a beautiful duck who will always have my heart! To you as well human name!

[Theoverripebananas]

Wrinkle getting in the bath is the CUTEST THING EVER🥺❤❤😊

[marcosmanilla]

Wrinkle is so cute and so sweet!!1😍😍😍
and human name is a good person!!!

[NayGamer]

Man, having a duck wake you up every morning must be the greatest thing ever.

[ricey]

0:57 now see this is where I'm going wrong and only brushing my hair 4999 times, thanks for the tip there Human Name.

[steorra]

This video is a masterpiece, remember to cherish the world around and don't try to eat numbers

[gingerweasel]

The duckflower is my favorite. So cute!

[lexalator]

Great video. And congratulations to you and wrinkles for winning the pet trick show. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[KandieStone]

Hello Human and Wrinkle. I have been a subscriber since Wrinkle was still a Egg arriving in her delivery box. I wanted to tell you I enjoy your Game Card Give scratch off give away. I do not have those games or know how to play them. I asking that maybe in the future you can do a walmart or a target gift card scratch off for Wrinkles OLDER Fans! Thanks Wrinkle keep your feathers beautiful... WIIIINNNNGGGSSS💝💝💝💝 I just love that! Stay Blessed and quacking!

[taylorgomez]

Is anyone else really concerned for hu? He doesn’t seem well lately