Morning Routine

[orangewateryt]

Anyone who irons their bedsheets is 100% a serial killer

[bogdansofian]

Boss : "why were late."
Him : " sorry sir I was whip creaming my legs."

[hdekxcp]

Boss: why are you late?
Him: sorry I was ironing my bedsheets 💀

[ruzgar]

Bro watched American Psycho once and made it his whole personality

[-Asem-]

Та самая мотивация в 3 часа ночи, которую ты забудешь под утро:

[jkkxlcn]

Пов: сын маминой подруги по её расказам

[waynedonoghue]

His night routine

- Watch American Psycho again
- Bed

[joaopedrogr]

By the end of that morning routine, he goes to bed and says good night.

[pppp-nqjg]

Как я по мнению мамы должна вставать по утрам:

[Nick_B_Cool]

I didn’t know there was an American Psycho remake

[Microlaps]

Na man not even Patrick Bateman was psychopathic enough to iron his sheats every morning 💀

[Taexi]

you can't convince me you're not a serial killer when you iron your own sheets

[sdvffbb]

This is the pure example of what the teacher expects us to do during the summer holidays💀

[jpskyjd]

Boss: why are you late?
Me: I was doing my morning routine in slow motion today.

[keiztrat]

That one unemployed friend on a Monday morning

[mainumirza]

If Patrick Bateman was a perfectionist instead of a serial killer 😅

[notgabi]

Bro is the definition of I don't have work Monday💀

[tehOGRE]

dude maybe hot, maybe super healthy....

i still respect dudes more that wake up whenever, drink whiskey and build boats

[OIA]

Boss:why were you late?
Him:I was ironing my bed and whip creaming my legs.
Boss:you’re fired

[Bracelet-world]

Patrick Bateman is his whole personality 😂