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This Amateur Einstein Has the Ladies All Figured Out
Unveiling his "Hot Crazy Matrix" to the world for the first time on YouTube, 46-year-old armchair sociologist and unsung American hero Dana McLendon just changed the dating game for men everywhere
Leave it to a 46-year-old suburban dad to crack the complex code that is womankind. Dana McLendon, a pistol-packing lawyer from Tennessee who gives off more of an algebra teacher vibe, appears in a YouTube video posted last week by Tactical Response CEO James Yeager, the defense-training expert best known for threatening to “start killing people” if the government tightened gun control laws. Calling upon all the wisdom he’s gained about women, dating and finding the one in his half-century on earth, McLendon outlines what he calls his “Universal Hot Crazy Matrix,” which is “everything a young man needs to know about women” summarized in one convenient infographic.
As much as we really wanted to hate it, we have to hand it to McLendon—though his chart pushes all the uncomfortable buttons in the politically incorrect, misogynistic ways you’d expect, it kind of works. As a female viewer, it’s sort of like being a redneck who likes Jeff Foxworthy. And the man has a gift for deadpan delivery.
McLendon’s matrix begins with his “hot” and “crazy” axis, with hot measured on the usual scale of one to 10 and crazy starting at four, “because of course there’s no such thing as a woman who is not at least a four crazy.” The “hot-crazy line” is drawn diagonally, dividing the grid into various quadrants of desirability, which he unpacks for viewers with the cold, hard logic of a pragmatist. McLendon advises that any woman below a five in hotness be automatically relegated to the “No Go Zone” because “life is better this way.”
“As a rule,” he says, “we do not date or marry women who are not at least, in our mind, a 5.”
he No Go Zone abuts the “Fun Zone,” which is reserved for women who fall below the crazy line and between five and eight on the hot scale. “You can hang out here and meet these girls and spend time with them,” McLendon says. “But keep in mind…you want to move out of the Fun Zone to a more permanent location.”
Above the Fun Zone is the “Danger Zone,” which is where you find your classic stage-four clingers. “This includes your redheads, your strippers, anyone named Tiffany and hair dressers,” he says. “This is where your car gets keyed, you get a bunny in the pot, you’re tires get slashed and you end up in jail.”

[thecenterforce]

"This zone is not scaled to size", truer words have never been spoken.

[mgray]

The 147 dislikes are from redheads, Tiffanys, and hair dressers.

[devinscott]

This man was ahead of his time. What an absolute Chad.

[smoog]

Speaking from experience, any woman from Russia, the Ukraine or Poland is either 0 hot, 10 crazy or 10 hot, 10 crazy. There is no middle ground.

[matthewmccarthy]

If you find a unicorn, please, capture it safely, and keep it alive. We need to study it. They don't exist.

[nunyabiznis]

This guy's name is Dana McLendon, a divorce attorney

[tiffmeek]

As much as I love your vid... I hope you realise I have now been permanently relegated to the crazy zone and will now live out my days single and alone — Cheers Tiff  :P

[pauljcjr]

Spent too much time in the danger zone

This is damn true!
Both the man and woman charts lol.

[markreilly]

Reminds me of my economics professor, wish he taught us this lesson in macroeconomics

[freddyhuntogaz]

“ This is Not a static environment “ 😂😂😂

[annakacieri]

thanks for the advice tim! i cant wait to pick up women this way

[zvipatent]

He is VERY correct that a woman can disappear from the chart at any time and show up somewhere else ... especially (a) after returning from the honeymoon and (b) after giving birth

[bickleberry]

This should be taught in every school on the planet. We could reduce the divorce rate by half!

[peternufc]

ha ha ha. I've been stuck in the fun zone for years

[Smith.S.sStocHasticSs]

LOL sooo a unicorn can still be like a 4-5 crazy? LOL

[danieloscarmendez]

Simply amazing The explanation is very simple, with words that everyone It's like Stephen Hawking talking about the Big Bang, where he makes easy the origin of the universe EXCELLENT, we need more May we suggest Warmest regards from Buenos Aires, Argentina.

[adolpholiverbush]

@2:32, listen to that section again. Absolute facts, and I'm freaking rolling.

[bryanaustin]

Honest question: how does a left handed guy get his gun from the right side of his belt?

[jaywilcox]

Hello,
Simple and Ingenious !
True !