The Ego/Money Matrix

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A feminine response to the Hot/Crazy Matrix.

Written by Lula Fotis & Hannah Mescon
Starring Gabi Conti & Scout Durwood
Shot by Aaron Fradkin

[quintincoetzer]

These girls are so far on the no go zone i need another chart to see it

[porscheoscar]

That's the strangest looking kitchen I've ever seen

[olemanshavadoo]

not redheads. they must be hair dressers or actually named Tiffany.

[mattmcclung]

The original chart is funny due to the incredible accuracy and relatability. This chart is nonsensical.

[DanteDevonshire]

I love how they have to redraw this chart about three or four times. It constantly changes and is written and lined new. We need a dumb zone in the hot/crazy matrix.

[marksmith]

All the female responses to the hot/crazy matrix are soooo bitter showing that they are well above the hot crazy line. These two are definitely in the no-go zone. Hot, but off the charts crazy.

[JimmyxMurphy]

don't females have bigger egos though?

[joshmion]

There's a reason the Hot/Crazy Matrix has millions of views; it's funny and somewhat accurate on a primitive level. Guys bond over their mutual misery of dating life and we can all point to some girl we know that fits into every section of the Hot/Crazy Matrix. This video made me chuckle a few times, but only at its absurdity.

[jegr]

Actually if you watch the entire original hot crazy matrix video, the guy does a second chart for women, and these women basically recreated it exactly. Huge no go/friend zone, they either go for broke chads or men with money, where if you have enough money, looks doesn't matter. He was exactly right again 🤣

[morganlynnem]

this was not funny. i'm sure it's supposed to be "satire" or something but this mindset is the problem. it's possible to be both a feminist and funny, you failed.

[M-UltraInstinct]

YouTube asked me to confirm twice as I was entering the danger zone.

[traelee]

I'm willing to bet one of them is actually named Tiffany, but they are going by another name to us 😏

[ckmbyrnes]

Most men agree on the hot/crazy matrix and its principles. Women have come up with a myriad of various matrixes to explain men, and they are all different. Whether it be ego, emotional availability, or simple hotness. The one thing that they do have in common is money. These two are a good example; ego/money are the prime factors. The banter keeps pushing the crazy score higher untill both are in the "danger zone"

[chopperking]

Good point, the more money a guy has the more ego he has. Just like a woman, the hotter she is, the more ego she has.

[bigbosscross]

Imagine expecting men to buy you everything

[lordcharlie]

Keep trying while you're still in the NO GO ZONE

[brianramirez]

Ooof, this video is so salty it misses the point of the first one

[HunterKiller]

I feel like they fall in the date zone, very close to the crazy line.

Never found the joke, but mebeh it's only funny for women?

[HQLBvideo]

I clicked on this video and got as far into it as “Hi... I’m Gabby” I clicked the pause button and started in on my comment... I find it hilarious that I don’t even have to watch this to know it’s BS! Why won’t y’all just accept the Hot/Crazy Matrix? It’s not made to poke fun even though it’s hilarious... It’s 100% accurate. 😕

[heminder]

So... this just shows that women are gold diggers, and both graphs in the original were spot on.