The Manslater: (Woman Language Translator)

The woman language translator. Finally the power to understand what she means.

[Creed]

Costs $700
“A small price to pay for salvation”

[KingofBeasts]

Man: "I'm fine"
Translator: "honestly just thinking about dinosaurs."

[oisinmaccumhaill]

“When a woman says nothing’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. When a woman says everything’s wrong, *everything’s wrong* .” - Homer Simpson.

[MrManWithPlan]

Male version: ooga BOOGA caveman

Woman version: full on novel with symbolism

[adenferguson]

Her: It’s yours.
Manslater: *you are paying child support*

[rabies]

I love how the manslator speaks caveman, and the womanslator speaks like a full story novel.

[angelfuturejob]

I love how the manslater sounds like a caveman

[asmongoldsmouth]

*The caveman translation is BRUTALLY HILARIOUS!!*
🤣😂🤣

[nolimitomo]

Girl: omg i’m so ugly
manslator: she wants a compliment now!

[stompchunkman]

Girl: What are you thinking about?
Dude: Nothing
Manslator: *sounds of wind blowing*

[sphereloc]

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

"No it's the fat that makes you look fat."

[anthonydblackmore]

There isn't a chip powerful enough to figure out what my Mrs is thinking.

[enzothebaker]

The bad news, if you're married, this thing will burn through batteries faster than a California wildfire.

[MrOarson]

Woman: "I'm cold."
Manslater: "Give me your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."

[chichi-iwik]

Boy: Do you know where the library is?

Girl: Sorry I have a boyfriend

[therageknight]

The Mr. T “I pity the fool who leaves the toilet seat up” is classic 😂

[justiniscracked]

Mom: *calls you by ur full name*
Momslator: D E A T H

[lucascunha]

Dad: “I will go buy some milk.”
Dadslator: “Me no see you ever again!”

[brick]

The guy version:
“I’m not cold” means “I’m not cold”

[HeisenbergFam]

"aw you're such a good friend"
"me never date you"
Golden interaction