Gorefield Horrorscopes COMPLETE

What if you were Jon Arbuckle, and a terrifying Garfield was out to get you?

The final and COMPLETE video in the Gorefield Horrorscopes series. Learn about the ORIGINS, POWERS, and LOOT of each of the Zodiac Gorefields. Lots of new lore for you to explore!

11 of the Zodiac Gorefields were designed by talented Garf artists. Special thanks to them:

Aries Gorefield was designed by William Burke.

Taurus Gorefield was designed by Rojom/Jars.

Gemini Gorefield was designed by Fallen_Guardian.

Leo Gorefield was designed by Chippledipple.

Virgo Gorefield was designed by stillinthesimulation.

Libra Gorefield was designed by Quinton Reviews.

Scorpio Gorefield was designed by KikimoraBlue.

Aquarius Gorefield was designed by forgotaboutironfleet.
Check out some of their amazing art on reddit!

Cancer and Ophiuchus Gorefield were designed by me! Thanks to everyone that contributed. Thank you to the r/imsorryjon community.

Music:
Xi Sai - Shooting Star
Xi Sai - Over Again
Steins Gate - SERN
Steins Gate - Explanation
Gyromite - Stage music
Super Mario 3D World - Switch Scramble Circus
Marvel vs Capcom - Ranking
Silent Hill 4 - Wounded Warsong
Silent Hill 2 - The Day of Night
Chrono Trigger - Lavos Theme
Napoleon Total War - Choral Music I.
DoDonPachi Dai-Ou-Jou Black Label Extra - Sad Dream-(Name Entry)

#animation #imsorryjon #astrology

[LumpyTouch]

Thank you for your patience! Please enjoy my longest video yet. Lots of tasty lore!

Which is your favorite LOOT?

[Magnoliaschnolia]

Y'all remember when someone would say "Garfield" and everyone would be like "ah, yes. The lazy cat that hates mondays in the daily comics"?

[VoxVocisCruora]

I love how 11 of the 12 Gorefields are reasonably sized.

And then there's Taurus.

[DausBugaboo]

Love the stutter Jon gives when he realizes he's not yelling at Garfield and, instead, Cuspfield.

[junkyporpoise]

All the other Gorefields: *actively seek to ruin, annoy or kill Jon*

Virgo Gorefield: *we do a little trolling*

[taluca]

Everyone's talking about Garfield as Sans, saying how good this video was, but no one is gonna talk about Godfield. Like, this dude must be more powerful than the other Gorefields

[hewhomainsness]

sagittarius just sounds like a tornado

"avoid open fields"
"safe in windowless basements"

[CheeseYourself]

There is canonically a universe where Jon is a successful comic-artist who lives happily with Liz and Garfield, who is a normal and loving cat who can't speak.

[sbenhaba]

credits to the camera man for jumping into multiple universes to collect lore about gorefields

[rosegraham]

"There is always a lasagna, there's always a Jon, there's always a Garfield"
"Constants and Variables, Jon"

[stevetom]

"Libra Gorefield desires a future where everything is perfectly balanced."
Thanos: *Heavy breathing*

[cdo]

Remember: this was originally about an orange house cat that hates Mondays...

[logytrail]

I'm not sure if this was intentional or not, but either way I loved the nod to Jim Davis's own zodiac, Leo, where Garfield finds Jon is identical to Jim Davis.

[troll-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo]

This would make a dope mobile game. Imagine that at any point in time, your phone would leave a message and the message says "Your *Gorefield* is currently (random number) miles away from you." or "Be careful, *he's* somewhere around you."

[bloodwar]

"He saw the worst humanity had to offer."


Yep, I'd say that Cats movie was indeed the worst.

[dingdawng]

How to defeat each Gorefield:
Hello fellow gamers, I'm an avid player of the Gorefield video game series and today I'm going to show you how to defeat each Gorefield in Astrology Apocalypse. Be aware that each Gorefield can be defeated without loot or a safehouse, but the difficulty skyrockets without the clone so I recommend you obtain that first. However, this tutorial will display the method without any loot or safehouse. I will go based on order, not on difficulty of defeat. Bare in mind this will not all be killing, as some other methods are easier than others.

Aries: Simply do not do the sleep action for 7 days. This sounds hard as sometimes it is forced but it can be done through using the coffee item each day. Caffeine pills are another option but have a risk of death if overused. Once the 7 days pass, Aries Gorefield will starve to death. (Some speedrunners have also pointed out that you can set a bucket above your head when laying in bed to sleep, the feeding process being interrupted by an external force will cause pain and irritation. If you get lucky, this will cause Aries gorefield to quit feeding on you)

Taurus: Taurus Gorefield is inherently a game of chance, as it cannot be killed and the lasagna recipe question can result in you forgetting vital functions such as breathing. Yes you can look for it but the quickest way is also the easiest. The challenge is your best bet as it can often be a challenge involving an earth lain game, which Taurus Gorefield will not know. Best of luck, you're gonna need it. The inherent positive is that you'll always be able to make a truce with Taurus Gorefield. So use this to your full advantage. (After some extensive gameplay I have discovered you can use an exploit to prevent losing knowledge and make the secret lasagna question risk free. Simply take melatonin 3 hours beforehand. The sleep sequence will overright the sequence where Gorefield takes knowledge from you, preventing possible death.)

Gemini: Thankfully, Gemini Gorefield is quite easy to kill. Which was intentional as the game can sometimes be unplayable without the clone loot. Bring a double barrel shotgun into a mirror room then hide it, once Gemini Gorefield comes in, bring it out and blast them through the Garfield and Raoul heads. The last head cannot function without those two for long. Run out of the room and wait a full minute then walk back in and get your well deserved loot.

Cancer: A scripted event can be done with a boulder, just look up where to find it and squash that crab. Be wary however, it is on a beach side hill, and can be dangerous to get to.

Leo: As Leo is a statue, it's vulnerable to explosives. When it challenges you to a battle, toss a Dynamite stick into its mouth as it charges. This is the only way I have found to kill it, and the secret lasagna takes far too long and is far too risky. (After further inspection through the game, leading Leo Gorefield under a wrecking ball then having someone drop it after it starts its roar sequence also causes instant death. If your John starts with better charisma stats, this method is easier)

Virgo: Take a picture of any female you encounter that is taller than you, this doesn't risk the police being called as public photography is considered legal in most cities you will be in. Once a picture is taken of them, it will reveal Virgo. Then you will be able to attempt to kill Virgo. I recommend using the Pistol and several magazines as it does take a bit to kill them. (Speedrunners have pointed out that the woman will always have black hair and uncolored eyes if your John spawns with bright hair, and will always have bright hair and dark eyes if John spawns with dark hair)

Libra: I have heard your complaints about how Libra is basically impossible to beat since you always have imbalanced Karma, but here's an easy way to beat them. Talk to no one and do not take a car, but do not walk where you want to go. Get a bicycle and ride to crypts and churches, places where you can find ingredients to the secret lasagna. Another sneaky way to figure it out is to present food items in the court when Libra drags you in, if Libra's eyes sparkle then it is part of the secret lasagna. Libra will always have a computer component in the secret lasagna. Whenever you enter a crypt your karma will go negative, donate to a charity as quickly as possible to negate this. (You can also simply build up so much negative Karma in one day the game doesn't know how to process it and Libra Gorefield explodes. This is best done by repeatedly walking under ladders, but going to the mirror room and smashing all of them works as well)

Scorpio: Scorpio can be defeated by standing at the top of the staircase to the basement it resides in and shooting it with the double barrel shotgun. This is the easiest way I have found to defeat it. This can only not be done if the dream vision shows a basement, in which case draw it out by leaving the basement alone, then shoot it. (As some speedrunners have pointed out, always check if your house has a basement. John always spawns on a block with a shotgun, so it's important to check for a basement before going to find the shotgun)

Sagittarius: If Sagittarius does not challenge you to a game of chance that day, challenge it to a game of chance. You will always win. (Yes I know that everyone knows this, Sagittarius is practically a joke. But some new players may not know this, so I included it.)

Capricorn: Whenever Capricorn enters a body of water, you can attempt to electrocute it. I recommend using the tazer, but some are adamant about the toaster method.

Aquarius: Absolutely a joke. Just use a blood sacrifice and ask it what its favorite lasagna recipe is. Badabing badaboom you win.

Pisces: Find an oxygen tank and diving suit, as well as a Lazer cutter, then allow yourself to be submerged when it plays hide and seek. Once you do so, you will be transported to the cell but can't drown. Cut your way through the bars then look around, the lasagna recipe will be able to be found here. Once you find it, swim back to shore and make the lasagna. Then once they play hide and seek again, throw the lasagna into the rain. Pisces will gladly accept your offering and leave.

Ophichus: As many have questioned, it wasn't known if you could actually survive Ophichus. Well recently, I've made a discovery. When you wake up on the first Monday, the news letter will detail a location with letters that have white sparkles on them. Visit it and it will tell you a specific combination of Gorefields. You must then exit that save file, then use the first save and defeat every Gorefield detailed without fail once. If you do, the Ophichus save file will delete itself. Once all of those Gorefields are defeated, you then must use their items in the areas you defeated them in. This will cause pillars to rise that inhibit Godfields powers. You will then gain visions of more places you must visit, each carrying an unholy bullet that is the only way to deal damage to Godfield. After that, you must regain the items from the Gorefields you beat. Use the crafting menu and put them in alphabetically based on their 3rd letter. Once they're all used, you will craft the Ophichus Revolver. You then must go face Godfield and not miss a single shot. Once you have shot him with every bullet, he will detransform from godhood and scurry back into the ground. This gives you a weeks time to figure out the secret lasagna. It has one ingredient in each church in the original city you spawn in. Once made bring it back to the hole Ophichusfield scurried into. This will pacify it and you can either end it or befriend it. Befriending it will give you a permanent friendly Cuspfield that always knows where Secret Lasagna ingredients are, though it only speaks in riddles. Ending it gives you Godfields Ring, which lets you input one command aside from "> Kill Gorefield" and "> Give Secret Lasagna". A completely overpowered item to say the least. I wasn't the first to discover this, but I'm still happy I did. That is the only way to defeat Ophichus Gorefield otherwise known as "Godfield".

And that's the easiest methods to defeat each Gorefield! Good luck my friends.

[i_teleported_bread]

Aries, a torso-sized little man: "I am infinite, Jon"
Taurus, literally the size of a galaxy: "Cute..."

[malayshamorgan]

“Has decided to catfish Jon just for fun”

Virgo you ain’t gotta do all that...

[angelcrisis]

"What do you have to fight?"
Gemini: I have to fight myself
Aries: I have to fight an angel
Taurus: I have to fight A LITERAL GALAXY!
Virgo: I just have to avoid being horny for tall women

[yeetnoodle]

Saggittarius Gorefield just explained why my luck is constantly "Oh cool I won 1 million dollars" and "Oh boy I just lost both of my kidneys, all my bone marrow, my spinal fluid and my ribcage". It feels that way most of the time anyway.