John Mulaney: “For Years, I was a child”

Get to know John Mulaney through seven jokes about why the OJ Simpson trial was so entertaining, the reason to avoid 13-year-olds, and why he quit drinking.

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[allthingsnu]

I love his comedic story-telling. He really draws you in and then hits you with his punchline. It's a fun experience listening to him.

[Martial-Mat]

5:51 "You'd love him Lucy" I love that friendly, kind, wholesome interaction with a fan.

[LycanLink]

Glad they're still circulating the "Salt 'n' Pepper Diner" bit. It was the first thing I'd ever heard from him, and I've loved him ever since. 😂

[SillyGoofyWackyVids]

“I am a proud Asian-American woman! I am a Tiger Mom.” Killed me💀

[tmann]

The Salt n Pepper Diner is my favorite bit he has, but this iteration is the BEST. Ive heard his bit on a CD, and it doesn't compare. His energy and charisma is night and day

[ajjamsen]

"The best meal of my life!" Proceeds to say absolutely nothing about the food 🤣

[mistydlove]

I love that he ran around with John and John. John, John and John were a hilarious John's³

[ddonanld]

I absolutely love John Mulaney. He's so hilariously funny, even about serious issues. When he tells a joke, I can actually Invision it that way he's telling it and the punch line still hits me. I would love to see him perform.

[Garner]

He and Tom Segura are my favorite Asian comedians.

[thomassby]

"That dead end shuffle that women do when you chase them" in a bi-sentence. Priceless 😂

[Epicnewb]

As a 13 yr old, i can confirm that 13 yr olds are in fact, the meanest people in the world.

[r.s.bystander]

"Know Mulaney" not one cocaine joke

[patforden]

So true about 13 year- olds. One neighbors 13 year old kid treated me like I had a plague, the others kept messing with my doorbell. I am private person and this drove me nuts. Luckily, one moved, the other just visiting. Really stretched my sense of humanity to the limits. Monsters. Had to remind myself I was their age once.😮

[Daveyjokes]

John Mulaney is the type of guy to have a best friend named John.

[PookaBazooka]

We did something similar in college. We went into a pizzeria and played "Pump Up The Jam" by Technotronic twenty-five times in a row, but we left immediately. We did not want to share in the experience. We went back in two hours later and the jukebox had been unplugged.

[jadetteom]

In my local town every Christmas we have music playing on the street, usually lots of classic Christmas songs. Last year, someone accidentally put on the song "you've got a friend in me" on a loop.. And it stayed playing, on repeat, for an ENTIRE DAY to the whole town 😂

[alvaromorales]

The absolute joy in the "And i'm gaining on her! :D" kills me everytime

[charlenemack]

I’m 72 years old approximately 50 years ago my brother told me that he and his friends were in a restaurant and they put five dollars worth of money in it and they pressed yellow submarine. After it played six times the manager came out open the jukebox up took the record out close the jukebox and walked away.

[iva]

9:01 i love how when he imitates 13-year-old boys, he has less high-pitched voice than when he imitates himself

[TangoWolf]

"...And he's been onto us since the beginning" might just be my favorite aside from any joke I've ever heard.