Husband Fights Patriarchy By Letting Wife Change Car Tire

If you are male, you are toxic. So fight the patriarchy! Watch and learn how to get rid of your toxic masculinity from this feminist husband.

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[TheBabylonBee]

What responsibility will you let your wife take over to smash the patriarchy?

[dash]

“Chivalry is dead… and women killed it.”
- Dave Chapelle

[vad]

LOVE this lol. My sister is one of those, she's equal if not better than a man at everything, according to her. Yesterday we got 20cm of snow overnight, she called me about a hour ago asking if I would come shovel her drive and walk. Told her this was the PERFECT time for her to show how better than a man she is at some actual work. She didn't think it was too funny, but tough. Shovel your own walk oh queen of equality.

[tyrantonion]

My girlfriend told me that she wants to be treated like a princess. So I sold her off to Poland, to strenghen the diplomatic ties between our countries.

[darrellbarry]

Women want equality in the workforce but only in positions of power and influence

[Richardcontramundum]

Oh so true. There are not enough women in crab fishing boats, oil rigs, and trash trucks. The patriarchy is so toxic.

[austinkrieger]

I can’t believe how sexist this guy is. He held open the garbage can lid for ‘his’ wife, as if she isn’t strong enough to do it herself. smh

[mayormccheese]

When other men harass my wife, I never step in. As a feminist, I know my wife would rather defend herself.

[rbaraka]

Feminism usually ends when the Bills come...

[joseluisvaiksnoras]

In Brazil we say that feminism ends when the tire goes flat.
Congratulations on perfectly illustrating this !

[Upioornica]

Damn, my grandpa really is a feminist! And I would never guess! All those years he was drinking beer and letting my grandma show her true feminine side when she earned the money, cut down the wood for winter, mowed the lawn and renovated the house. So much empowerement, and we all just called grandpa "an alcoholic", not "a feminist" smh

[PolarAnt]

As a Male I am encouraging all women to participate in the following male dominated roles.
Coal miners 96.3%
Garbage man 95%
Railroad worker 94.3%
Engineers 86.3%
Armoured guards 88.7%
Cable installer 95.4%
Mechanics 96.4%
Landscaper 90.3%
Scientists 76.5%
Steel workers 93.6%
Truck drivers 98.6%
Military 85%
Construction 98.5%
Fireman 92.1%
Pilots 90.9%
Farmers 82.2%
Carpenters 99%
Inventions 79.5%
Police 83.2%
Fisherman 91.2%
Oil riggers 96.8%

[complexity]

The daughter operating the lawn mower was a good touch.

[chandramoulimukherjee]

Reminds me of the time a when I was sitting in a bus and all the seats were occupied a woman came and tried to look uncomfortable trying to convey me to give my seat up but I ignored her then she started screaming at me saying "DONT YOU HAVE ANY CHIVALRY?! CANT YOU SEE A LADY IS STANDING HERE YOU SHOULD GIVE UP YOUR SEAT!!" and I replied with a calm voice "I believe in true feminism and I dont support toxic masculinity if a man can stand a women can too :)"

[id]

Women: We need equal rights!
Women in extreme situations: BE A MAN !!!

[manasseskamau]

It's very heartening to see a man totally committed to the liberation of women. Someone should give him some medal.

[donprincoify]

Why can't all men be like him? He is such a catch and a role model for boys.

[PatientTeacher]

I called Uber these days and when I was inside the car, the female driver said she was happy working for herself, and that it was great not having to spend the whole day taking orders from a male.
So I told her to go right and she obeyed.

[garthvader]

My daughter in law believe in toxic masculinity but doesn't believe in toxic femininity. If there's one, There's got to be the other.

[utkarshbajpai]

_"You treat a woman like a until she stops acting like one"_

- Sun Tzu (art of no fks given)