Woman Driving Alone In Carpool Lane Claims Preferred Pronoun Is 'They'

This woman - er, wymxn? - was pulled over for driving alone in the carpool lane. But she's got a surefire way to get out of the ticket: her preferred pronoun is they!

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[TheBabylonBee]

What oppressed identity do you use to get out of sticky situations?

[calebolson]

"We have a mental illness" is the most accurate part of this video

[guy]

While my wife was pregnant, she looked at me and whispered "I can identify as they them now!" 😂

[delryan]

if "they" wanna be like that then id just give them 2 tickets.

[sentinelofchrist]

"My name is Legion: for we are many."

[KellieAnn]

Nailed it.
It's exhausting dealing with stupidity.
Simply EXHAUSTING.

[FielValeryRTS]

Karen: "I identify as they"
Police: "So, how many tickets should I give you?"

[namelessminionveinreaver]

I want to live in a world where all the crazy wokesters only yell at each other like this, and not us sane people.

[robschannel]

The sad part is these conversations are actually happening.

[LC-ivlf]

I am a.grammar teacher and when a new staff member introduced herself as having pronouns they/them/their, I told her, I'm sorry. That is against my deeply held beliefs in subject/verb agreement. I cannot tell my students to refer to you as a plural pronoun.
She couldn't say much back to that. She quit after a few months, thank God!

[lodrezzon]

If I was the cop, the only response would be, " I identify as 'sane', so I don't care about your BS. Here's your ticket, and if you would like the number for mental health services, I will be happy to provide you with it. Thank you ma'am."

My tolerance with all this immature nonsense is at an end.

[barryon]

I identify as not being in the carpool lane. Carpool lanes are social constructs.

[TheRealJBMcMunn]

Absolutely classic! The turnabout moment was priceless. I was introduced to a non-binary person at a wedding who used they/them. I told "them" that I identify as a cranky rigid forgetful old man and the pronoun stuff severely triggered me because I can't keep up. I asked "them" to please respect my mental impairment and allow me to use traditional pronouns. "They" didn’t know what to say.

[timjilman]

Love how they fight social constructs, by creating social constructs.

[ZeeroDubs]

This conversation could've easily gone on for another half hour lol.

[TravisTennies]

LMAO. This is what you get when a society pretends children's ideas should be acceptable in society

[mackenzieleopeng]

That's exactly what we need to do. Mock and LAUGH at this insanity. Never take them/they seriously.

[jacktanner]

I have a 6'4" math teacher friend that was being disciplined for not using the desired pronoun on a girl student. He decided to show up to the hearing dressed as a hooker in heals, wig, lipstick, short skirt the whole 9 yards. He was laughed at and is now suing the school board and the teachers union.

[SteveBrule]

Scariest part is this isn't even an exaggeration this is exactly how these people act and I will never stop intentionally offending them

[gordonmurray]

This is brilliant ! I can now drive alone in a carpool lane because I identify as a barbershop quartet !