The STEALTH System in 'Star Wars: Outlaws' is a JOKE!

Ubisoft games were never known for particularly smart NPCs, but this is getting ridiculous. 'Star Wars: Outlaws' is a game that expects the players to rely on STEALTH in most situations, and yet its stealth system is so incredibly basic, primitive and bare-bones, that I just cannot take it seriously. Enemies have zero spatial awareness, they are blind & deaf, they barely pay attention to dead bodies, and they can be fooled by the oldest trick in the book - hiding behind cover and repeatedly whistling... You just can't make this up, guys... Anyway... Enjoy this cinematic stealth gameplay.

[CHAPTERS]
[00:00] The Intended "STEALTH" Route
[00:24] The "CREATIVE" Route | Act 1
[04:32] The "CREATIVE" Route | Act 2
[08:01] OUTRO

[SUPPORT ME]

[MY OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA CHANNELS]

[MY REFERRAL LINKS]

[MUSIC]

►Metal Gear Solid 2 - Plant Sneaking Theme
►Johann Strauss - The Blue Danube

[MODS]

[KEYWORDS]

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[TAGS]

#StarWars #StarWarsOutlaws #Ubisoft #Gaming #Funny #AI #NPC #CinematicSeriesGaming

[CinematicSeriesGaming]

*_Ubisoft AI is evolving... just backwards_* 😂
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[theargentraven]

I remember reading someone's comment that they like to pretend that the MC isn't actually an outlaw but rather, some high-official's daughter who pretends to be one. The official heavily spoils them, so everyone just goes along with it in fear of being punished.

[kleinerfarmer]

This "game" makes skyrim guards look like a omni-aware elite force.

[BlueShellshock]

Splinter Cell, Double Agent: "Whistling is risky, since it attracts enemies to your position, and should be a last resort." (2006).
Star Wars, Outlaws: "Whistling always attracts exactly one enemy for safe and easy dispatching." (2024)

[MOfTheNorth]

“I wonder everyone keeps wondering over to that corner?”

*Hears Whistle*

“Huh, what was that? Better go check it out alone.”

[KurwaRomek]

The fighting animations were 100% made by people who never threw a punch in their lives

[alistair]

Love it how the commander is just like, well, over half of my squad just walked off and disappeared. Seems legit.

[plantmanoj]

I like how stormtroopers wear high-tech full body armor and still get knocked unconscious with a single bare fisted punch.

[VertexVital]

This girl must have the force if she's straight up bare-knuckling full armor stormtroopers.

[AlexPBenton]

So whistling always lures *exactly* one guy towards you. So realistic

[enachepauliulian]

If this game was made after Space Balls and not Star Wars it could have been a masterpiece 😂

[MigratoryWhimbrel]

This is one of the best uses of classical music in a montage of fail

[JayMaverick]

The way she grabs their hand as if to invite to a dance and they just go with it. 🤣

[N-cromancer]

Those stealth takedowns were actually unsatisfying to even just watch.

[TheAdmantArchvile]

Turns out Luke never needed the force. If he wanted to defeat the empire, he just needed to learn how to whistle.

[gasury]

they can travel through space at lightspeed but they have no security cameras

[someaccount]

Imagine going through rigorous training just to die by a slim woman's fist

[AlphaOmega-jhll]

This game’s AI is so broken that it feels like a fever dream

[McNab]

3:26 when an incredibly soft glancing blow from someone half your size, knocks you out through a helmet

[Tomboeg]

Wearing armor and still going out in one strike without a blunt object