The Five Second Rule

[figo]

Me: Oh, that's terrible…
Also me: *Gobbles up dropped french fries*

[devam]

The best part about "5 second rule" the seconds keep increasing the poorer someone is.

[aoifedeborha]

Person: *Drops food*
Bacteria: “HOLD! 5… 4… 3… aw shucks he picked it up”

[SirDistic]

IT'S A JOKE. We all know it's not true. We say that to make ourselves feel better about being garbage goblins.

[PurplePikminSupremacy]

It’s called “Strengthening the immune system through exposure.”

[ThGkr]

I aint wasting my crunch wrap supreme tho 😭

5 second rule is fine by me 💀

[Ic_Blu]

Those fries aren't picking up themselves.

[moralesontippitytop]

Time to crank out that good ole immune system 😂

[boxcat]

Nah bro if you drop something on a wet surface and still eat it you deserve jail time

[cheese_manx]

Counterpoint: you'll probably live

[eientakara]

I have a "what doesn't kill me probably makes me stronger" mentality rather than the 5 second rule XD

[RobertGaleyJr-niul]

I believe in the 30 minute rule, but that’s just me.

[thebettercloom_bloom]

Bro I dropped a pringle while watching this

[heroxgaming.]

My indian immune system that has faced all the bacterias already 🗿

[mongolianbeef]

"the added bacteria only makes me stronger."
-SmokeeBee 10/4/23

[DucklanStapleton]

“Sir, he dropped his croissant, can we move in?”
“No, wait 2 more seconds.”

[CaalamusTube]

In the 80s we said this as a self deprecating joke. No one believed it.

[Maanjiro_g]

bacteria: but would lose?
my immune system: nah i’d win 😼

[BrettFightorFlight]

So what does the universe looks like to bacteria. Dun dun dun

[infosite]

"Me trying to avoid dropped food"
My immune system: Nah, I'd adopt