Dwarf Fortress: Fun with Minecarts

An arcane secret lies hidden just beneath our beards. A secret so terrible and misunderstood, that to know it's true power is to go endlessly mad!The dawning of a new age is upon us, my bearded bastards! For today, we delve into...the secrets of the minecart...

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And last but certainly not least, thank *you* for watching, m'bastard. I couldn't do it without you.

Short Forts Theme by Chriswk210

[Ironfist]

Today we have a minecart, and a baby. Now to answer the age old question: Will it blend?

[darkowl]

"Minecart Ride 1 looks too intense for me"

[SordidEuphemism]

The funniest, most horrifying DF episode I've ever seen. The art and sound effects reduced me to laughing tears.

[dashk]

*baby slowly moves toward certain death*

Krugg, cackling like a madman: “No...no...baby...someone come get their baby”

[Nalhek]

Dwarf militia commander; "ARE YOU READY TO SLAY GOBLINS!?"

*boisterous cheering*

Narrator; "They were not ready to slay goblins"

[Ultrawup]

Those barracks sound like an art piece:
_These are dwarven barracks. All craftswarfship is of crappy quality. The barracks are crappy._
_In the barracks are training warriors. The warriors are crappy as well._

[ians]

Finally some decent public transportation.

[PunisherLex]

Me, Reading the Title -- "Oh, Dwarven six flags this time then?"

Kruggsmash -- **Viciously Attempts to build a perpetual motion machine of death as if under the effects of a strange mood himself.**

[zenishira]

We need an image of that "Oh look, a way to die" dwarf. Just him, because it applies to a lot of stuff in general. I'd imagine him being used in the forums.

[Kainae]

“I want to get off of Mr krugg’s wild ride” -some poor dorf

[exhorter]

Not too many people have touched minecarts in dwarf fortress
And that's a bad thing because they are so helpful

[lm]

Minecart Track 1
3.0 Excitement
19.0 Nausea
18.2 Intensity
"I want to get off of Minecart Track 1" - Dwarf Mother

[klimychbarin]

Krugg: just a quick little one-off sorta deal
Also Krugg: it's episode 27, I hope we can finish our minecart calculator today

[orlandodavidson]

“Oh look! A way to die!”

That one got me good XD

[AdamOwenBrowning]

*Krugg, chuckling at a child being smeared into lubricant for the tracks*
"This isn't funny!"

Armok bless my dwarf. Thanks for the videos :D

[darthdangermouse]

So this episode was just...

*You spin me right round, baby, right round.*

[JakubYTb]

"Ahh, this game... Let's get up some new coffins."

[weaponizedpizza]

*Kruggsmash, trying to suppress laughter:* "This isn't funny, this is horrible!"
Somehow, I am unconvinced.

[dasirrlicht]

Minecarts? That is insanity, Krugg! Nobody can comprehend Minecarts! Go do something sane like reading the secrets of life and death.

[kimckenzie]

This game never ceases to amaze, horrify and make me laugh all at the same time. You literally made a baby blender lmao