Guy best friends being out of pocket:

[notsophiesilva]

guys I know I also look like an unseasoned piece of chicken while filming this HAHAH self awareness is important too

[patriciogarcia]

Imagine being the piece of unseasoned chicken in question and finding this video

[j.r.]

He may be unseasoned but that chicken just got roasted

[AnnaRoldánAbellan]

“A piece of unseason chicken” got me ngl 😂

[sunghaneul]

“But he’s MY piece of unseasoned chicken 💕” is so real I’ve definitely said something similar to my friends when they judged my crush so hard 😭

[Vi-wlrc]

The “But he’s MY piece of unseasoned chicken” text had me ROLLING

[AisuruMirai]

This legitimately sounds like the opening of a movie where you "season" the guy by giving him a makeover. Then your guy best friend falls in love with him, and/or the now-seasoned chicken starts to get arrogant and thinks _you're_ the unseasoned chicken...

[williambock]

I wonder how many potential mates this guy best friend has approved of.

[pixelpatron]

Guy best friend waiting for his turn. 😂

[Hazel]

Plot twist your guy best friend likes you

[corpse.bridee]

“a piece of unseasoned chicken” is crazy! 😂😂

[Mordred]

I think that your guy best friend might have an alternate motive for giving you that opinion.

[terrydirks]

In my 48 years on this planet, i have been almost every type of "guy best friend."

I was gonna go into more detail, but im on my phone, and tapping out a long list of the different types would take forever.

Just know there are good guy best friends, great ones, and ones you're gonna wish weren't ever in your life. I've been all of them. Before you listen to any of them, make sure you know who you're talking to.

I'm a stranger on the internet, so do what you want with what I've said.

Is that the Pilot G-2 retractable gel pen? Love those things.

[Alpssener]

Guys don’t roast each other’s girlfriends. At most it’s “to each their own.”
He’s either gay or likes you because he is not acting like you are a dude friend.
If he does like you what he’s doing is manipulative

[madeleineclark]

He's successfully keeping you single... "Guy best friend" that insults the appearance of a guy you like. He's not your best friend...

[immortaldescendant]

"A piece of unseasoned chicken" broo maybe the guy friend likes u 🫢

[Lanthirrhos]

Imagine talking about "raising standards" and them only focusing on looks. Your standards have been raised to incredibly shallow.

[BlacknovaAlchemist]

Did he maybe say that because he wants to be in his place? Yes.

[Rushinator]

That’s just harsh & uncalled for. “Generic white guy” & “unseasoned chicken.” Really? Insulting their appearance right away? Sounds like the guy BFF is trying to sabotage her relationship. No questions about how the guy is as a person, their background, passions, etc?

[Maestro_Charlie_Abraham]

Chicken never tastes right until you put your own spice on it