Chipotle Honey Vinaigrette….because THEY WONT GIVE IT TO YOU

Here’s the Chipotle Honey Vinaigrette, since @Chipotle wants to hurt me

Ingredients:
- Red Wine Vinegar (1 cup)
- Honey (1/4 cup)
- Neutral Oil (3/4 cup)
- Chipotle Peppers (3-4 depending on size)
- Garlic (3 cloves)
- Dried Oregano (1 tsp)
- Salt (tt)
- Pepper (tt)

#cooking #cookingtips #food #recipe #easyrecipe #chipotle

[owagoo]

That "🖕" was for chipotle, and it was personal

[cowboy_crow]

I work at chipotle and have been making this vinaigrette almost every morning for a year. This is essentially it. I’ve only ever made it in bulk (even at home) but this is how you make it so Chipotle can stop slapping you in the face.

1. Grab yourself a blender

2. Put in 1 1/4 cup of red wine vinegar

3. Measure honey to the 2 cup mark on the blender

4. Add 1/4 cup salt, 1/4 cup water

5. Put in 2 tablespoons of adobo sauce

6. Blend that ish on low if that’s a setting you have. If not, it’s really not that big of a deal.

7. Slowly pour in rice bran oil (or any neutral oil) until it’s all mixed together

8. Add 1 tablespoon black pepper, 2 tablespoons oregano and mix it with a ladle or spoon. If you don’t care about the spices being fine, you can just blend this all in together at the beginning

9. Enjoy your vinaigrette 🫵

[SEIZU]

That middle finger was intentional, gotta love it 😂

[YTsucks]

This is the same energy as Fast Food Secrets Club President Jordan and I am absolutely here for it

[Nathan-xjs]

Smoothest middle finger moment ever when he dipped his finger in the sauce 😂😂😂

[kyoshinja]

Companies disrespecting customers so bad they go and make their recipes out of spite is my favorite content 😂

[aahh]

They act like the dressing is gold. Thank you for the recipe !!!

[Josh-]

To person running a business: "Can I give you money for that thing there?"
The person running a business: "I'm sorry, sir; we don't do that here."

[ipizza]

He took that finger in a little deeper than I thought.

[WWECenationMan]

Him and Jordan the stallion need a menacing collab

[alondra]

Man’s took it so personal he straight up EXPOSED THE SECRET. I salute you my good sir 🫡

[xvinitygaming]

I swear that is the most calmest man on the face of the earth

[JazzyJake]

Bro just pulled a JordanTheStallion move right there, exposing their recipe. 😅😂

[brizzleyoh]

The salads are where it’s at! They’re basically a bowl with extra lettuce. I prefer the salads over normal bowls. I’m a huge lettuce lover though. Just add the toppings you normally would and you’re good.

[Fleshpaste-and-sb]

He used his anger to crush that garlic fr

[Mih_tobi]

This man's fridge is probably packed full of those sauce bottles everytime he has beef with a fast food place (and I'm here for it)

[leonrollins]

I love this guy he's so passive aggressive when it comes to these kinds of situations and so passionate about his food

[iProxymoron]

We don't have Chipotle here in Hawai'i. But definitely have the sass to share en masse. Well done, chef!

[tabithawoods]

Love it that you posted the recipe after your experience!

[JKDodd-gixi]

Former employee:
(Bottle size)
1 cup oil
1 cup red vinegar
1tbs water
Oregano
Black pepper
Half a cup honey
1tbs adobo
Few pinches of salt
Add more honey if needed.