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Calling all PUMPKIN SPICE BADDIES 🎃🍂

It’s nothing to be ashamed about 😬

Garlic butter chicken for WEIGHT LOSS?? 😱

The shape of your donut tells me all I need to know 🍩👀

My hot take; allergies are WORSE than a cold

I wish I could say this was the first time 😅

Feels like I’ve needed a comfort meal for the last 3 weeks 😅

I’m not allowed to use marketplace anymore 😅🍧

This is the guy you told your Ninja Slushi not to worry about 🤡

Sucked the syrup off his fingers

This cucumber made me feel self-conscious 🥒

Only thing that finishes faster than this is me 😬

Sometimes you feel the need to shove an entire cucumber inside of you 🤷🏻‍♂️

Tiny wok for a tiny man

Not the only taco I’ll be eating tonight lol 😏

10 Minute vs. 24 HOUR INSTANT RAMEN

Finally, being a short king is a benefit✈️

You could slap me in the face with this meat and I wouldn’t be mad 🤤

I like my women how I like this meal

Is it really ramen without toppings??🍜

“How many tries for the bowl flip?”

This is my audition for Twisters 3🎬🌪️

If you’re gunna insult me, at least get it right lol

Meat juicier than Glen Powell🌪️