r/FoundSatan Funny Posts #10 😅 #shorts

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Funny posts from the r/FoundSatan on Reddit! Enjoy!

[icantchange.youtubesaysine]

I’m… Very terrified about that Spider fact…. One: Poor spider because my phobia is that bad I’d be flinging the box. Two: My poor neighbours when they hear the loudest of high pitch scream to ever exists. Three: The Poor Soul that even thought to send me a spider, I would find a way to slowly but surely get my revenge.

Edit: Just searched up what a Camel spider looks like. Hell nah! Nope! Nope!

[ConoratorGD]

Camel spiders are harmless, they pretty much just pinch you

[thomasfrye]

No no, you get a bowl of the sugar free Haribo gummy bears, then replace the red ones. There is no light, only pain

[boomyem]

Similar to the simulation one I would "Oh shit, I think I turned of the servers by accident"

[Thegoldenaerobar]

I would say "The religion you worship is the real one, I am the real God."

And watch the chaos

[deathisnear]

"I am god. You have chosen the correct path. Come forth my children, for it is time."

[pablozurita]

"I have given up, you are all on your own, fix this horrible shit or else"

[TheAutisticOwl]

I dont get the Superman one
Is the punchline that the person is only taking the photo of the kids happy face?

[ImNotaRussianBot]

The remote thing also works with certain garage doors (with a garage door remote, of course).

[Getwipedboiii]

Me to everyone on earth:

"Thank you for experiencing our free trial, we will be charging you for the next year of oxygen within the hour"

[IixiXOuOXixiI]

Imagine you're asleep and your TV just turns on randomly....

[budget_]

The only right answer from that question “YOU HAVE CHOSEN THE CORRECT RELIGION”

[Lillith.]

"oh, shit, wrong connection"

[PlasmaGhost]

I would say "this broadcast is sponsored by raid shadow legends"

[Lavender_Miel]

I’d ether say “Do it” or “Don’t do it”
Could stop a wedding. Could stop a murder. Could stop a customer getting b!tch slapped. Could do the reverse of all those things! Results may vary

[saryntoews]

Some people only want to watch the world burn

[autumn_sunday]

"You know, this simulator isn't working properly. They're all really stupid."
"Yeah. Hey, what's that red, blinking light?"
"Oh, sh*t..."

[wildheart]

Not words, but sounds. The Brown Note to be exact

[skeleton_craftGaming]

The more you look at this post the more mad you will get. 1) It's a fake plug 2) the dude is about to cover the bottom plug with his charger 3) there's USB on the side of the picture so this dude was about to plug up charger into a port where there was USBs on the side of it. [And before you say that that is for his computer, you can charge your computer via USB, Apple was very early on that trend too.]

[Mr.Turducken]

I ate the gummy bear and threw up 6 times and thought I was going to die