UK immigration Test - Foil Arms and Hog

UK immigration Test - Foil Arms and Hog
#sketchcomedy #comedy #immigration

[samoconnor]

You forgot that they won the world cup in 1966 4-2

[benmccarthy]

i feel like you didnt talk about the world cup in 1966 where England beat west Germany 4-2 enough

[azvagelsky]

"What noise do politicians in the House of Commons make?" I'm dying

[stingin_roger]

"What is the current sterling conversion rate?" "About one goal every ten games" 😂😂😂

[kiandocherty]

God it`s so sad they brag about beating only half of Germany.

[matthewstreet]

"What tunnel separates england from mainlanf Europe?"
"Tunnel vision"
Fuck me that was good

[ayestaz]

As a Spaniard I can confirm about Tenerife

[BeanUasal]

Which tunnel separates Britain from mainland Europe? Tunnel vision. Haha, spot on

[BeaglefreilaufKalkar]

Which male was responsible for misleading the British public over Brexit? The Daily Mail! Okay, now got Coffee on my screen

[sarahlewis]

"England won the world cup in 1966 against West Germany"
"Was that a question? "
"No I just wanted to remind you"

[_danfiz]

I just realized Foil said Catherine Zeta-Jones when reading the Welsh word 😂😂

[violetsapphire]

The "correct" answers (and/or explanation of the jokes) as told by a british person.
1) The premier league is the showcase of which English popular sport? Football. "Diving" is a kind of foul in football. The joke is that the premier league contains more diving than actual football.
2) What is Britain's most popular passtime? Various sources suggest different answers, such as "reading", "cooking" and "golf". The joke is that while queueing is very unpopular, british people spend a lot of time doing it anyway.
3) Name the area with the highest British population density? London. The joke is that Tenerife is a very popular holiday destination among british tourists.
4) What is the current Sterling conversion rate? 87 pence on the Euro. 81 pence on the Dollar. (Time of writing). The (Pound) Sterling conversion rate is the exchange ratio between the british pound, officially called the "Pound Sterling" and other currencies. (Goal) conversion rate in football represents how often a footballer "converts" a chance to score into a successful goal. The joke here is that "Sterling Conversion Rate" could also be interpreted as footballer Raheem Sterling's goal conversion rate.
5) England won the World Cup in 1966, beating West Germany. It's the only time England has ever won the world cup, so English people love to remind people about it.
6) What is Scotland's national dish? Haggis. Some Scotish chip shops will sell you a deep-fried mars bar. This is generally considered insane enough that it has become iconic.
7) When was the War of the Roses? The WarS of the Roses (there was more than one), were a dynastic conflict that took place between 1455 and 1487. Cadbury Roses are a popular brand of chocolate in the UK. The joke is that Cadbury's reducing the size of the Roses chocolate tin sparked more significant conflict than the Wars of the Roses.
8) International relations with Jordan were at an all time low when? The UK and the nation of Jordan have always had relatively strong international relations. Katie Price (also known as "Jordan") and Peter Andre divorced in 2009.
9) Pronounce this welsh word. Catherine Zeta-Jones is a well known Welsh actress, although her name itself is not a Welsh word. The joke is that English people struggle to pronounce Welsh words.
10) Which tunnel seperates Britain from mainland Europe? The Channel Tunnel. The joke is that people who don't view british politics in the wider context of european politics are suffering from tunnel vision.
11) What noise do politicians in the house of commons make? Her-ner-rer-ner-ner. That's just the noise they make.
12) What did England win in 1966, beating West Germany? The world cup. They really like to remind people.
13) Which British male was responsible for misleading the Public over Brexit? This question could be answered with a number of male politicians, depending on your political leanings. The Daily Mail is a newspaper which many consider to have spread misinformation in the leadup to the Brexit (i.e. BRitish EXIT from the European Union) referendum. The joke is a pun on "Mail" and "Male".
14) How would I get myself an Irish passport? Irish passports are considered to be among of the "strongest" in the world (I.E. granting the most unrestricted travel), even more so than UK passports, particularly in the wake of brexit. The joke is that while the protagonists are here looking for UK citizenship, the interviewer would much rather have Irish citizenship right now.

[Varrizwatches]

If only the answer to the house of commons question would have been

[alexanderhayers]

I'm English and I tell you what, this could not be more accurate 😂

[blueash]

"How would I...get myself...an Irish passport?"
Hahahaha 😂😂

[kathycooke]

So I may have watched this and kind of bust out laughing at 3am at 'when was the war of the roses?' 'last Christmas when Cadburys reduced the size of the tin'. Totally worth it. Absolutely brilliant as ever😂😂😂

[thebakerofbananabread]

"Pronounce this Welsh word"
"Confused, incoherent-noises"
"Correct"

[kbudd]

only just discovered these guys and think iv already watched every video

[NotChicoAndPico]

Still more sensible than the actual test.

[MrMohamedhidayat]

what noise do politicians make in the house of commons? . that was accurate 😂😂😂😂