Jim Jefferies | Action Movies

These are the only movies that should be remade by men.

#standupcomedy #jimjefferies #comedian #actionmovies

[aengusk]

I'd have mixed feelings about a female remake of brokeback mountain, on one hand I'd be annoyed at Hollywood for remaking everything, on the other hand would be lube

[jeromelafforgue]

The first 20 seconds!! Pretty much sums it up. Pure Genius !

[CrashSable]

A true to life Brokeback Mountain remake would have no sex in it - because when has a pair of women ever managed to run out of things to talk about?

[Bootrosgali]

I've seen that Brokeback Mountain remake, im still trying to recognise who the Hollywood actresses are after the 1000th time but ill keep at it !

[maniadasleituras.jopereira]

I love you, Jim Jefferies, you make my day! kisses from Portugal

[enterashutosh]

I was on the verge of becoming a believer, you saved me. Thankyou Luis Fonsi

[saxogrammaticus]

Opposite sex broke back sounds like blockbuster

[asbjrnfossmo]

If I recall correctly, the brokeback mountain remake had a cup instead of a tent.

[beepboopbleep]

Thanks for the subtitles, what language is this in originaly?

[odt]

lol a brokeback mountain i can get behind.

[Handkarbestuurder]

If you don't need that tent, can I have it??

[kasualkombat]

Whoah, Richard Hammond finally reached puberty.

[maguy]

He's right!
But hey, I don't remember this standup. Which special is it from? I've seen them all

[democlips]

What special is this? I don’t remember any of this material on “This is me now”

[Nattens]

"Mystic Fucking Pizza of the Sisterhood of the Ya-Ya Fuckhead Traveling Pants" movie. Lmfao! I mean, he made a damn good point with all this. It should be lucidly clear to Hollyweird now that this shit doesn't fly, not with the vast majority. That stunt they pulled with the last Terminator movie, killing off the young straight white male who would've grown up to be the Resistance leader to Skynet, and tossing in a young woman of colour, then of course adding a female cyborg to fight the new evil Terminator who isn't white because forced diversity. It tanked and for good reasons.

What's next?

"Legally Blonde and Transgender"?
"She Was All That but is Now Them"?
"Josie and the Brave and Empowered Pussycats"?
"Buffy the Cisgender Vampire Slayer"?
"Duck Dynasty: We Can't Find Any Ducks, So Now We're Hunting Homosexuals" - not truly relevant to this theme, but I think it's funny
"Harry Potter and the Isle of Wokeness"?
"Star Wars: Rey Makes the Transition"?
"Charlie's Angels: Full Butch Edition?"
"I Know What You Did 30 Summers Ago, and While Evidence Proves It Wasn't a Crime, I'm Still Gonna Try to Get You Canceled?"
"Netflix Presents: Whitney Cummings: I'm Still Not Funny, and Big Surprise, I Still Hate Men"?
"High School Musical: The Cast is All Now Black 'Cause Disney Said So"?
"Bring It On but Only If It Contains Gender Pronouns?"
"The Fast and the Furious 50: Dominic is Now Impotent, but Letty Still Rides It Like She Stole It"?
"Jumani: Ruby Takes the Lead or Everyone is Finally Sick of The Rock Being in EVERYTHING!"?
"Halloween Still Kills When It Would Say It Would End Because Blumhouse Productions Insists on Turning Certain Horror Franchises Political"?
"Little Women...Who Today identity as Mid-Sized Men"?
"Captain Marvel: Carol Discovers the Multiverse Vibrator but Still Won't Smile"?

Okay, some of these really got a bit out there, but I think I've made my point. LOL

[matttrafton]

A transsexual broke back mtn? Cowboy falls in love but, is he in for a surprise. Boing.

[RoyalMela]

I hate movies where women think their problems get solved by talking to a man. Yes, men are great at solving problems but not when problems are caused by women.

[waynesworldcoinsaustralia]

Movies these days that just remake old movies all they're just fantasy green screens

[jerrinjoseph]

Yo the opposite of nine to five sounds a lot like horrible bosses.

[tlaw]

Thought i was the only one sick to death of hollywood bowing down to the femanist demands and remaking littraly everything with a female as lead role infact are any films made nowadays with a male role suprised john wick wasnt forced to be a female